Well I bought me a goat from the man named Ace, Thought he’d eat up my trash and clean up this ole place I tossed him some tin cans. Said "Here, it's time to dine,” He just looked at me sideways Like I had lost my mind Now that goat’s eatin’ weeds and climbin' on my truck Won't eat no tin cans That's just my bad luck Paid 35 bucks wantin' a trash-eatin’ critter, Ended up with a lawnmower that's a prolific shitter.
