(Verse 1) Gather ‘round the campfire, let’s start from scratch, First came the flame, oh what a match! Cooking, warmth, keeping predators away, Fire was the first tech, historians say. (Pre-Chorus) Then rolled in the wheel, what a round surprise, Helped us build, transport, oh how time flies! Each invention more awesome, wait for the applause, From simple round wheels to laws of Newton’s cause. (Chorus) Oh, what a world, each tech a new dawn, From fire to wheels, keep moving on. Printing press, toilets, don’t scoff at the throne, Each step profound, how far we’ve flown! (Verse 2) Gutenberg’s press, now we’re talking speed, Books for the masses, knowledge to feed. But let’s pause a moment, give a cheer, For the humble toilet, conqueror of the rear. (Bridge) Can you imagine a world so crude, Without a flush, a mood so lewd? Give thanks to the throne, for peace and quiet, A porcelain god, in hygienic riot. (Chorus) Oh, what a world, each tech a new dawn, From fire to wheels, keep moving on. Printing press, toilets, don’t scoff at the throne, Each step profound, how far we’ve flown! (Verse 3) Now leap to computers, silicon dreams, Binary wizards, digital streams. GameBoy to Xbox, play has evolved, Virtual worlds, problems solved. (Outro) Your cellphone, a marvel, holds more than Apollo, Makes that moon landing look somewhat hollow. So here’s to tech, each gadget and gear, To the past and the future, let’s give a cheer! From the spark of a flint to the swipe of a screen, Witness the tech-tacular, a human dream. Celebrate each gadget, tool, and machine, In the tech parade, we reign supreme.
