[Talk-In Intro — gravelly radio voice / yard driver] “Yeah… this one goes out to anybody still stuck in a yard that don’t quite believe in straight lines anymore.” “You ever notice how the paint don’t line up with the pavement… but the trailers still gotta move anyway?” “Dispatch calls it ‘efficient routing.’ We call it… shag yard roulette.” (short CB static burst) “Alright… lights on. Let it spin.” 🎸 [Song kicks in → Shag Yard Roulette] [Verse 1] Floodlights hum like they’ve seen too much Pavement cracked under winter’s touch Dock doors yawning like tired mouths Spitting out problems that don’t spell out Trailer list changes before you blink One wrong lane and you start to think This place ain’t mapped in any book It’s all just luck and a sideways look [Pre-Chorus] Green light flickers, red turns gray Nobody really clocks out today [Chorus] Shag yard roulette, spin and slide Every lane’s got something to hide Bet your mirrors, bet your frame Dispatch calls it all the same Shag yard roulette, steel and smoke Half these moves are just a joke But you keep rolling through the threat That’s just life in shag yard roulette
