Old Hunter...! Old Hunter..! Old Hunter! Old Hunter was a Humper, a horny little Humper.., That dog never met a leg he didn't like! And when he tried to do it You kinda just had ta sit through it That fucking dog could hump all night... Hey, Hunter! Stop that, Hunter! Randy-est doggone dog in the East... Randy-est doggone dog in the East... Old Hunter was a runner! A sprinting, leaping runner! He's been described as a pair of lungs with legs! And when he got in trouble, He always just humped double, And that's when Old Hunter, had fun! Hey, Hunter! Stop that, Hunter! Randy-est doggone dog in the East... Randy-est doggone dog in the East... Old Hunter was a jumper! A solid four foot jumper! If you held your food low, he knew just what to do... What to do... A rough and randy feller... A full on belly rub seller... He's also been known to do the Scoot! Do the Scoot! Hey, Hunter! Stop that, Hunter! Randy-est doggone dog in the East... He was the hornyest...doggone dog...in the East... And a Very good boy.
