[Verse 1] I found that pepper in a jar Red as a taillight, mean as sin One tiny bite, said, “How hard can it be?” Man, I should’ve left it there and then It hit my tongue like a fist from hell My eyes went wide, my knees went weak I laughed too loud, tried to play it cool Then I felt that fire start to creep [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here it comes That devil got a grip on me I reached for milk, I reached for bread But the damage was already deep [Chorus] Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning Freaking ghost pepper Now the whole house turning I paced the floor I begged the Lord Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning [Verse 2] I sat on the couch like a man possessed Sweat on my face, regret in my chest I kept on praying for a miracle sign While the bathroom door became my west My friend just laughed, “You brought this on” With a grin too cruel to trust I drank that milk like it owed me cash Still, I was praying for mercy, not rust [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here it comes That devil got a grip on me I reached for milk, I reached for bread But the damage was already deep [Chorus] Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning Freaking ghost pepper Now the whole house turning I paced the floor I begged the Lord Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning [Bridge] Next time I see that jar again I’m throwing it straight in the trash No more cowboy act, no stupid dare No more chasing that kind of blast [Final Chorus] Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning Freaking ghost pepper Now the whole house turning I paced the floor I begged the Lord Freaking ghost pepper Got my butthole burning [Outro] Burning Yeah, burning Freaking ghost pepper Never again
