[Intro] (finger snaps, vibraphone) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the Creature Cabaret [Verse 1] First up is Bogglewump, a mushroom on his head He panics in a circle every time he leaves his bed Then floating on a cloud, Quilldrift knits a scarf of fog He's judging all the passers by, the snooty little hog [Pre Chorus] (ba ba ba) Ba ba ba, here they come Ba ba ba, everyone [Chorus] (big band hits) Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Where the oddballs dance and play Every critter's got a groove tonight Glowing, honking, out of sight Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Grab a seat, you're here to stay Snap your fingers, shake your feet At the Creature Cabaret [Verse 2] Snootleflap is sniffing with his long and stretchy nose He finds a shiny trinket and in his pouch it goes Deep beneath the ocean, Glimmergulch is glowing bright He's dangling little lanterns and collecting sighs all night [Pre Chorus] Ba ba ba, here they come Ba ba ba, everyone [Chorus] Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Where the oddballs dance and play Every critter's got a groove tonight Glowing, honking, out of sight Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Grab a seat, you're here to stay Snap your fingers, shake your feet At the Creature Cabaret [Bridge] (glitchy tape stop, portal zaps) Wait, where's Zibblezorp He's folding through a door A shape you've never seen before Sorry I'm late, he says, oh no I took the long way through tomorrow [Brass Break] (swinging big band, glitch fills) [Final Chorus] (everyone joins) Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Where the oddballs dance and play Every critter's got a groove tonight Glowing, honking, out of sight Come on down to the Creature Cabaret Grab a seat, you're here to stay Snap your fingers, shake your feet At the Creature Cabaret [Outro] (snaps fade, one late laser zap) Goodnight, everybody (zap) Zibblezorp, you're late again
