[Verse 1] We named him Gus Big goofy Gus And it just seemed to fit First time we met him Quiet and shy Wouldn’t even come and sit Now he’s stretched out sideways Like the bed’s his own Pushes us to the edge [Refrain] If you're walkin’ past Gus Better move quick Slow down a second You’re gettin’ a lick [Verse 2] Aggressive cuddluh Big eighty pounds Climbs on the couch And plops right down Grandma gets a cushion Grandpaw gets one too Grandpaw says “One cushion, dude.” Gus stretches wider Like he didn’t hear One paw on Grandma Too bad I’m right here [Refrain] If you're walkin’ past Gus Better move quick Slow down a second You’re gettin’ a lick [Verse 3] Pontoon tied up Down by the lake Gus starts pacing Like it’s time for a break Runs and finds Tim Stares him down a bit Next thing you know We’re back on the boat again [Refrain] If you're walkin’ past Gus Better move quick Slow down a second You’re gettin’ a lick [Verse 4] Rosie’s gettin’ older Her seein’ ain’t the same Gus walks beside her Like that’s why he came She waits for his signal When something’s around If Gus starts barkin’ She joins in the sound [Refrain] If you're walkin’ past Gus Better move quick Slow down a second You’re gettin’ a lick [Verse 5] Little solar puck Barely the size Big ol’ Gus Backin’ with pride Tree, plant, solar puck Targets he can’t miss Drops a number two [Crowd Chant] TWO ON TARGET! TWO ON TARGET! TWO ON TARGET! [Verse 6] Puppy mode kicks in When that bone hits the floor He pounces and misses And it skids some more Chases it down Like it’s gonna get away Finally pins it And that bone’s gonna pay
