Humpty Dumpty

all the kings horses and all the kings men ya thought you knew how this tale would end little did you know I was behind it all it was me all along behind the fall [instrumentals] he was always up there harassing me so i hatched a little plan, you see? i was tired of the catcallin' always up there neanderthallin' [prechorus] someone had to put him in his place all the girls were tired of his face every time humpty saw a bombshell he would put that poor lady through hell [chorus] humpty dumpty was a shady man he was a creep, not a ladies man let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty [instrumental] [verse] nobody really liked humpty dumpty he was a jerk and he was so grumpy all of the girls knew to stay away he was the predator, they were the prey now the cops were looking for the vandal searching for who made humpty all scrambled they asked me if i had seen anything i said no and then they gave me a wink [chorus] humpty dumpty was a shady man he was a creep, not a ladies man let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty [outro] let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty let's cancel humpty let's cancel humpty dumpty [end]