Over a hundred years old and you let it rot And then you say... oh... let's spend money (yours, not ours) to fix it It could have been saved for the future but... oh no... you couldn't manage even that Jeez Torbay Council... ain't they great? (No) But... but... we've got Agatha Christie! (There, that's ok then) You gotta do better (Oh, you think man) You gotta up your game (way, way up) But you and I know that ain't gonna happen We're tired of riding in your third-class coach (but you're lovin' it) Torbay Council... ain't they great? (Oh, you think?) But... but... we've got Agatha Christie! (There, that's ok then) We have a jewel in our crown (yeah) But no guards to protect it (oh shit) (Hey, not true... we have Torbay Council) And please don't forget... keep voting for us (they say) Torbay Council... ain't they great? (No) But... but... we've got Agatha Christie! (There, that's ok then) Our Pavilion... you've done such a spiffing job (is that spiffin' or spaffin'?) You blame the last lot but, oh shit, you'll be the last lot next time Perhaps it'll fall down before they're called out again Wow, we're saved (yeah) Wow, we're saved (yeah) Wow, we're saved (yeah) Bye bye Pavilion
