Henry the Donkey who Wanted to be a Man

[Intro] Gather 'round, gather round' I'm about to tell a story a story about a donkey a donkey named Henry Flonkey [Verse 1] well...there was once a donkey named Henry Flonkey And Henry Flonkey the donkey wanted to be a man. [Chorus] Oh Henry!, Oh Henry! Henry the Donkey who wanted to be a man! Oh Henry!, Oh Henry! If only he had a good plan! [Verse 2] One day Henry escaped his mule-pen, and he ran into town. Henry found a man standing on a corner and kicked him in the head! Henry took the man's clothes off with his donkey teeth, and flung them over his donkey back. [Bridge] And Henry the donkey with his human clothes slung over his donkey back, strolled into the nearest bar And fought everyone inside! [Outro] Henry, Henry the Doney who wanted to be a man, finally became a fighting donkey man!