[Intro – Hum + spooky oohs] Oooh-wah-boo-dah-dee-doo… Spooky treats and sugary gloom… [Verse 1] Well it's Halloween night, and the moon's so bright, And the candy bowls overflow! Got chocolate bars and gummy scars, And licorice ropes for your soul! [Barbershop “Bop-bop-boo!” break] Bop-bop-boo! Boo-doo-wah-doom-dee-day! [Verse 2] Now the children laugh as they sugar crash, With their pumpkin buckets held tight, But the dentist creeps, and your future weeps, For your teeth won't last through the night! [Dramatic tag] Ohhh molars crumble in fright! [Chorus] Candy corn catastrophe! (Catastrophe!) Caramel calling your destiny! (Diabe-teeees!) Snickers and Twix bring spooky tricks, Your glucose screams in fright! Oh trick-or-treat doom, insulin gloom, On this cavity-cursed delight! [Silly spoken line – quartet whisper] “Save a gummy… for the afterlife…” [Bridge – “Ghostly barbershop glide”] Shoo-doo-wahhh… your dentist waits… To fill your fate with plaques and plates… Oh sugar specters seal your fate… Glooo-oocose… haunt your waaaaays… [Final Chorus] Candy corn catastrophe! (Catastrophe!) We warned you so emphatically! (Regret-tooth-fully!) From Hershey doom to bubblegum gloom, You'll gnaw with ghostly pain! So brush tonight— Or fear the bite— Of Cavity Count Dracula’s reign! [Final tag / sustained harmony] Dooo-wahhh… floss or dieeeee!
