[instrumental] (Here's your sign.) [Chorus] Here’s your sign it’s dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? [Spoken Line] One day I was delivering packages to an apartment complex. It was hot outside and the front lady said I looked terrible. I replied with "yeah, and there's no AC either." And a secondary guy next to her said "in your van?" I looked at him and said "No. My airplane. We're trying a new feature called Amazon Air Drop." (Here's your sign) [Chorus] Here’s your sign it’s dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? [Spoken Word] Yesterday I was picking up a pizza to eat along the day since it's go go go as a delivery driver, and the morning is the only time to grab something. So as I was picking up my order, the cashier looked at me and said "door dash?" And I said "Nah, Amazon's doing something called Beyond Delivery. Or A.B.D. So we take food now too." (Here's your sign.) [Chorus] Here’s your sign it’s dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? [Instrumental] (Here's your sign) [Spoken Word] There was a customer complaint against me once saying that I mishandled a one hundred and twenty pound package because I left it in the mail room instead of go to their apartment on the third floor. I looked to them and said "I think you got us confused. This is Amazon, not two men and a truck. ." (Here's your sign) [Chorus] Here’s your sign it’s dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? [Chorus] Here’s your sign it’s dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? (Here's your sign) [End] [Epic Solo] (Here's your sign.) [Spoken Line] Once it was raining hard for three days straight, and the roads were flooded, and yet Amazon is still out here delivering. One customer saw me soaked and asked "You came out here in your van?", I said "No, Amazon has speedboats in the back of some trucks. They call them AmaZOOM's." [Chorus] Here's your sign it's dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? (Here's your sign.) [Spoken Line] One night I was delivering for someone else, and a Karen of a customer was waiting on her porch to give me an ear full for taking all day to get to her house. I looked at her with a smile and said "Your original driver twisted his ankle, so that's on him. I'll be sure and tell him in the hospital your lack of care to his health. Also my apologies for not being a drone with built in GPS just to center the world around you. " [Chorus] Here's your sign it's dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? (Here's your sign.) [Spoken Line] Once an old man stormed out of his house waving a cane at me as he said "You delivery drivers always take forever. Why can't I just receive my package instantly like I want it?" I looked to them and said "I'm sorry, but I don't have magical powers. Would you prefer I deliver it through the power of wishful thinking?" [Chorus] Here's your sign it's dripping red All the things you never said Gave it all a second thought Trying to connect the dots When the words are out of tune Did you plan to play the fool? (Here's your sign.)
