[verse 1] Scratch that Sniff those Probably should have washed my hands I’m not wearing any sleeves Guess that’s why I wear pants Found a quarter in dads armchair I guess ill add it to the loot Only 300 more dollars And I can get those emo boots [pre chorus] How did his hair get that emo swoop Mine just won’t do that It always looks like poop [Chorus] I can’t remember my first memory Forgot the lyrics to my favorite song Frosted Flakes and expired milk I’ve got more courage than the cowardly dog Maroon is just a navy red So is scarlet if we used the force Brand new stain, bottom of pants Zipped off now their shorts [Verse 2] I’m drawing a blank, On what to say This awkward silence has turned violent Mom pick me up, I don’t want to play And no I’m not acting childish [Pre chorus] I might NOT be, A Smart man But I know what love is It’s a box of chocolate that leaves you Lighter than a feather on a park bench [Chorus] I can’t remember my first memory Forgot the lyrics to my favorite song Captain Crunch and expired milk I’ve got more courage than the cowardly dog Maroon is just a navy red So is scarlet if we used the force Brand new stain, bottom of pants Zipped off now their shorts [bridge] Green shirt, brown dog White shirt, weird tie Two girls, one van He talks, no one asks why? [Chorus] I can’t remember my first memory Forgot the lyrics to my favorite song Fruit Loops, Pop tarts and expired milk I’ve got more courage than the cowardly dog Maroon is just a navy red So is scarlet if we used the force Brand new stain, bottom of pants Zipped off now their shorts [final Chorus] I can’t remember my first memory Forgot the lyrics to my favorite song Frosted Flakes and expired milk I’ve got more courage than the cowardly dog Maroon is just a navy red So is scarlet if we used the force Brand new stain, bottom of pants Zipped off now their shorts [Outro] Chinese panda, Orange chicken White rice Sugar, spice, and everything nice
