Freddy the Teddy Bear

[Verse 1 ] Freddy the Teddy woke up one day Said “I need adventure, I’m on my way!” Grabbed a tiny hat and a juice box snack Ended up in the jungle—no turning back Met a parrot who insulted his fluff Said “You call that fur? That ain’t enough!” Got chased by llamas with attitude flair Spit flying everywhere—poor Freddy the Bear [Chorus] Oh Freddy the Teddy, where will you go? From jungles to stars and places below Every wild mess somehow you survive With stuffing half out but still feelin’ alive! [Verse 2] Next thing you know, he’s in outer space Floating around with a puzzled face A helmet too big and boots that squeak He waved at aliens who tried to speak They poked his belly—“Is this a drum?” Freddy said “Hey! That’s where I keep my crumb!” He sneezed in zero-G, it wasn’t neat Now crumbs are orbiting his fuzzy feet [Chorus] Oh Freddy the Teddy, lost in the stars Riding comets and dodging space cars No sense of direction, no clue, no map Still somehow escaping each cosmic mishap! [Verse 3] Down in the ocean, deep and blue Freddy said “Swimming? I guess I’ll try too!” Sank like a rock with a bubble “glub” A crab stole his hat—what a little thug! A jellyfish hugged him—big mistake Now Freddy’s doing the electric shake A dolphin laughed so hard it cried While Freddy just bobbed there, dignity fried [Chorus] Oh Freddy the Teddy, under the sea Friends with disaster and bad luck spree From shocks to sharks to fish with sass Still smiling wide with a soggy… mass! [Verse 4] Then he time-traveled, boots on his feet To the Wild West on a dusty street Tried to be tough in a cowboy stance But got challenged to a square dance A tumbleweed knocked him flat on his face A cactus hugged him—no personal space! He yelled “Yeehaw!” but it came out wrong Now he’s the sheriff… but just for a song [Final Chorus] Oh Freddy the Teddy, legend so rare From space to deserts to anywhere Things go wrong in the funniest way But he keeps on adventuring day after day! [Outro] So if you see fluff in a far-off land Or crumbs in orbit that weren’t quite planned It’s probably Freddy, without a care… Just livin’ life as a traveling bear