[Intro] (Spoken - Cold Bureaucratic Voice) "Attention citizens. Rhythm Tax is now due. Non-compliance will result in immediate... fun-confiscation." (Vocoder: Rhythm tax... pay the price... audit your soul...) (Heavy analog synth bass kicks in) [Verse 1: Gritty Male Vocal] Dark neon streets where the silence is loud I’m the man in the suit, king of the cloud Collecting your smiles, putting 'em in a cage Stamping your dreams with a minimum wage [Verse 2: Gritty Male Vocal] Heavy leather briefcase, heart made of stone I’m the cold-blooded taxman on a digital throne "You’re dancing too much," that’s a heavy fine Sign on the dotted, baby, cross the line [Pre-Chorus: Smooth Silky Male & Female Chorus] But deep in the fibers of my tailored pants There’s a secret vibration starting to dance The fabric is screaming, the seams gonna blow Get ready for the audit of the greatest show! [Chorus: High Energy Explosion] Golden Thong! (Audit it!) Shining bright in the midnight grit! Golden Thong! (Audit it!) Bureaucracy is taking a hit! We’re reclaiming the rhythm, we’re seizing the light The Tax Collector’s stripping for the funk tonight! [Verse 3: Heavy Male Rap] Wait—the raid is on, the cops in the hall But the bass hits the floor and it cracks the wall My trousers explode like a sonic boom Behold the gold glisten in the middle of the room! [Verse 4: Female Vocal - Seductive] He’s not from the city, he’s not from the state He’s a deep space spy from the Funkateer Gate Collecting the boredom you kept in your chest To recycle the groove and discard the rest [Verse 5: Operatic Soprano - Surreal/Absurd] (High pitch, dramatic opera style) Oh, glorious silk of the cosmic weave! The spreadsheets are burning, you must believe! No more interest! No more debt! Only the sweat of a funky silhouette! [Verse 6: Male & Female Scat Battle] (Fast-paced funky scatting) Shooby-doo-wop, audit-it-it! Bebop-taxman, thong-a-thong-hit! (Vocoder: Dig it... check it... funk it...) [Bridge 1: Vocoder Section] (Vocoder: Paperwork is turning into neon confetti) (Vocoder: Your savings account is now a disco ball) (Heavy Synth Solo - Moog Style) (Vocoder: Open the vaults... release the shoes...) [Verse 7: Gritty Male Vocal] I’m kicking down doors of the Central Bank But I’m not taking gold, I’m just being frank I’m filling the safes with platform boots Cutting the strings of the corporate suits [Verse 8: Spoken Dialogue - Surreal] (Male Voice): "Sir, you're under arrest for illegal grooving." (Female Voice): "Check my ID, darling. It’s written in glitter." (Sound of paper shredding turning into birds chirping) [Pre-Chorus: Smooth Silky Male & Female Chorus] The fabric is screaming, the seams gonna blow Get ready for the audit of the greatest show! [Chorus: High Energy Explosion] Golden Thong! (Audit it!) Shining bright in the midnight grit! Golden Thong! (Audit it!) Bureaucracy is taking a hit! [Verse 9: Deep Pitch Male Vocal - Sludgy] (Pitch shifted down, very heavy) The rhythm tax is canceled, the ledger is dry Look at the sparkles in the taxman’s eye He’s shredding the laws with a thong so tight Gravitational funk in the middle of the night [Verse 10: Female Vocal - Soulful Belt] Transform the city! Paint it in gold! A story of freedom that’s never been told! From the IRS to the SOS The golden spy is our funky caress! [Bridge 2: Vocoder & Vocal Mix] (Vocoder: Audit the boredom) / (Male Vocal: Yeah, kick it!) (Vocoder: Tax the silence) / (Female Vocal: No more quiet!) (Vocoder: The thong is the key) / (Opera Voice: A-ha-ha-ha!) (Vocoder: Galactic spy... funk... funk... funk...) [Verse 11: Rapid Fire Rap - Male & Female] (Male): Debit! (Female): Credit! (Male): Forget it! (Both): Shred it! (Male): Filing! (Female): Styling! (Male): Profiling! (Both): Smiling! The economy is crashing into a giant bass drum! Here comes the rhythm, here comes the fun! [Verse 12: Gritty Male Vocal - Fading Out] The sun’s coming up on a city of dance No more suits, no more pants Just a man in a thong, walking into the haze Leaving the world in a funky daze [Outro] (Vocoder: Audit it...) (Vocoder: Golden thong...) (Male Spoken): "You’re welcome, citizens. Your refund is in the groove." (Final Heavy Bass Slap) (Vocoder: Funk-spy... out...) [End]
