Romantic Dinner in Paris

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[Spoken Intro]
"Mon amour... 
Why did you take me here? 
No, seriously. 
I just stepped in something."

[Verse 1]
Booked a flight, red dress, dreaming of the Seine
Instead I'm smelling urine in the pouring rain
You said, "Meet me by the river where the lights all glow"
Stepped in poodle shit, but hey, that's just the show
Cobblestones, high heels, twisted up my ankle twice
Passed a guy in a beret who wasn't very nice
Thought it was a movie, Emily in Paris dream
Till a pickpocket swiped my phone and made me scream

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Ooh, Eiffel Tower twinkling like a cliché on a screen
But this dark alley's got the wildest shit I've ever seen
"Eh mademoiselle, t'es belle!", then a hand on my arm
Felt a flash of cold steel, now I'm screaming out alarm
Heartbeat skipping to a terrified beat
Left me bleeding on the cobbles, sprinting down the street

[Chorus 1]
Went for a romantic dinner in Paris
A twelve-euro espresso I was ready to cherish
Next thing, I'm runnin' with my heels in my hand
Got mugged, got stabbed, this ain't what I planned
Stayed out of the dark alley so I could safely see
Just to watch some guy in the open whip it out to pee!
Now the summer breeze smells like a public latrine
City of Love? More like an active crime scene!

[Verse 2] (The Food Diss)
Made it to the bistro, bleeding from my side
Maître d' rolled his eyes, didn't even try to hide
Served a weaponized baguette that I'm taking as a threat
Then they suffocated dinner in a stinky-ass raclette!
Like, congratulations, your cheese smells like sweat
Paying eighty euros just to live with the regret
Waiters sighing in my face 'cause I'm bleeding on the seats
So I stole the stale bread just to survive the streets

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Ooh, sirens singin' and they're coming after me
Shouting "Sacrebleu!" over my ruined fantasy
Crowd is taking TikToks while I'm fighting for my life
Pulled out that baguette to defend against a knife!

[Chorus 2]
Went for a romantic dinner in Paris
Surviving the night is the only thing that matters
Next thing, I'm runnin' with my heels in my hand
Got mugged, got stabbed, this ain't what I planned
Out of the dark alley, thought I'd finally be free
Now there's three guys on a Vespa circling back for me!
Blood on the pavement, can't feel my left knee
City of Love, please send an ambulance for me!

[Bridge]
Backstreet, breathin' heavy by a shuttered crepe stand
Blood on my silk, fifty euros in my hand
(Music cuts out completely. Just the sound of heavy breathing, distant sirens, and a stray cat meowing)
(Spoken, completely out of breath and annoyed):
"Mon amour... seriously... why did you take me here? My kidney is punctured and this guy won't stop playing the accordion."
(Beat drops back in hard)
If this is romance, it's a wicked, twisted joke
Smells like hot pee, B.O., and cigarette smoke
Still I'd probably book another one-way flight
'Cause at least the architecture's looking nice tonight!

[Chorus 3] (Maximum Chaos)
Went for a romantic dinner in Paris
A basic bitch trip I was ready to cherish
Next thing, I'm runnin' with my heels in my hand
Got mugged, got stabbed, this ain't what I planned
Rats at my ankles, chewing on my LV
The whole Louvre museum is out hunting for me!
A mime, a maître d', and a gendarmerie 
City of Love, tell me what the hell is going on?!

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