[Intro, no arena sounds, no gang vocals, no weird mouth sounds] (The Dabbleverse Stinks) [Verse 1, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] [Fast witty delivery] [Punchy confident flow] Checkin' YouTube to see whose LIVE Never a good idea if you wanna survive 2key has lost his funny, can't find a joke The potato’s so stale, it should be served with smoke Stuttering John and his house built on lies Still talking glory days from junior high Kevin Brennan is one hunid percent pussy bicycle boy light Still yellin' at chat while his brother wins every fight [Pre-Chorus, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] I’m sick of the Dabble Sick of the verse Some of the worst people You’ll ever meet on Earth [Chorus, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] The Dabbleverse stinks You'll miss it if you blink The Dabbleverse stinks You can smell it through the screen Burned-out stand-ups Beggin’ for money with empty cups The Dabbleverse stinks Yeah, the Dabbleverse stinks [Verse 2, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] Any receipts? They never have ’em Seen their comedy? More like broken dreams Anthony Cumia is a pedo file Keep your teenage girls away by a country mile Then there's Karl, all cringe, never funny Just a bully, his mom-wife wiping his nose all runny Tom Myers couldn’t save his life to tell a joke DOOM is a clipper with no skills, should hang it up with a fuckin' rope [Pre-Chorus, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] I’m sick of the Dabble Sick of the verse Some of the worst people You’ll ever meet on Earth [Chorus, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] The Dabbleverse stinks You'll miss it if you blink The Dabbleverse stinks You can smell it through the screen Burned-out stand-ups Beggin’ for laughs in empty cups The Dabbleverse stinks Yeah, the Dabbleverse stinks [Verse, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] Chad Zoomock always looks about to shit his pants RayDevito on another one of his brainless rants Karmic at least has boobs and chugs But he’s gayer than a bag of used butt plugs [Verse, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] Ashley Cummings is a psycho doxx-o-holic Schmuel blinks weird like a Buck-o-holic Shuli Egar got a lawyer who can’t spell This lawsuit’s gonna crash and burn in hell [Bridge: rap, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] Let ’em shout about it Let ’em cry Save your life ’Cause your comedy already died [Chorus, no arena sounds, no gang vocals] The Dabbleverse stinks You'll miss it if you blink The Dabbleverse stinks It’s so bad it’s hard to think Burned-out stand-ups Beggin’ for money with empty cups The Dabbleverse stinks Yeah, the Dabbleverse stinks The Dabbleverse stinks The Dabbleverse stinks [Outro] (Instrumental)
