(Verse 1) Well, I've got a girlie, sweet as can be, She's the apple of my eye, she's everything to me. But there's something peculiar, I must impart, In all our time together, she's never let out a fart. (Chorus) My girlie never farts, it's a mystery to me, She's as dainty as a flower, as pure as can be. But I love her just the same, with all my heart, Even though my girlie never lets out a fart. (Verse 2) We'll be sitting on the porch, beneath the stars above, And I'll let one rip, just for some love. But she'll giggle and blush, and say "Oh my dear, I've never done that, it's something I fear." (Chorus) My girlie never farts, it's a mystery to me, She's as dainty as a flower, as pure as can be. But I love her just the same, with all my heart, Even though my girlie never lets out a fart.
