Title: Obvious Effect [Intro] [spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, gather round We got a case so clear it needs no detective No mystery, no twist, no hidden cause Just one man... Obvious Effect [Verse 1] He walk in old like a vintage curse Hairline left, but the ego got worse Talk real big with a half-baked flex That’s the daily effect of Obvious Effect He say he’s wise beyond his years Well no shit, man, you got extra years Every sentence sound self-checked Then fall right apart like Obvious Effect [Pre-Chorus] When the room gets weird When the takes get wrecked When somebody swears they’re a genius unchecked There’s one damn cause and it ain’t complex [Chorus 1] He’s obviously a bitch That’s the Obvious Effect Old, balding, bold And wrong with confidence Objectively handsome We can give you that But intelligent? Buddy, we ain’t sold on that He’s obviously a bitch Yeah, the facts connect Wise beyond my years Yeah, he said that himself Got a face like a prince And a brain on break That’s the kind of damage Only Obvious Effect can make [Verse 2] He got that “listen up” old head tone Like the porch itself done gave him a throne Talk like a sage, trip over the text Big philosopher energy, Obvious Effect Now handsome? Sure, let’s keep it real That man got accidental sex appeal But every smart line he tries to inject Need a fact-check team for Obvious Effect [Pre-Chorus] When the logic dips But the smug stays set When the wisdom sounds a little internet There’s one damn answer and it fits too well [Chorus 2] He’s obviously a bitch That’s the Obvious Effect Bald spot shining bright Like a beacon of neglect Objectively handsome Yeah, we’ll give you that But every time you talk smart We start doubting the stats He’s obviously a bitch Yeah, the signs all flash Big wise-man energy With some bargain-bin facts You got confidence loud And your hairline checked out That’s the kind of combo We can all laugh about [Bridge] [half-time] Aging like a sermon Thinking like a tweet Strutting like a scholar Then fumbling the beat He got the look He got the face He just ain’t always Winning the race [Final Chorus] He’s obviously a bitch That’s the Obvious Effect Got old man dialogue In a handsome preset Wise beyond his years That’s his favorite bit Even when he sounds dumb He commits to it He’s obviously a bitch And we say that with care You got old man wisdom And suspiciously thin hair So wear it like a crown And take this with respect There ain’t nobody doing it Like Obvious Effect [Outro] [spoken] Handsome? Sure. Wise? According to him. Case closed.
