
Big D (Feat. SonicSketch)
© Copyright 2025 Cloacina & SonicSketch Lyrics by: SonicSketch https://suno.com/@sonicsketch Part 2: https://suno.com/song/2b62e43c-d47c-4e66-b5ef-41ab481da197 SlOwlth presents... Lyrics: They say power crowns the bold, you see… Well, you can call me Royal D. I don’t walk—I waltz. I don’t talk—I en-trance. I may be a lowly bard but I'm packin' a long sword One swipe could take out a whole ogre hoard And when I enter the hall… the place goes wild! Strings snap, jaws drop, and and gurdies play louder. (Stomp… stomp… stomp… BOOM!) I got that stride that parts the rivers, Maids say my name ‘til their voices quiver. All the wenches- I make ‘em blush and swoon, Larger than life- the crowd swells when I enter the room. My blade is broad, my reach is long, I stroke one string, the gods moan along. Even my shadow’s got a shadow, you know. And the king pays me rent, ‘cause I outshine his throne. BIG D ENERGY!—A saga for the ages told! BIG D ENERGY!—Thicker than a dragon’s hoard! I pack a longsword, I just wink and say "behold," But my presence alone makes the mead run cold. Big D... Big D... Big D ENERGY! I don’t joust—knights fall when I near ‘em, I don’t duel—foes kneel, ‘cause they fear my limb. Paid my inn tab with a nod and a smirk, Took a nap, woke up to a bar maid's twerk! I rose like an owl and she gave me a jerk, And the sloth gave me a thumbs up, face covered with a smirk! I invest in myself like a dragon's hoard, Took a deep breath—now the kingdom’s restored! Even my shadow got a six-pack, bro, (let’s go!) And, Zeus texts me for advice, that's right, ya know?! BIG D ENERGY!—Power stance with no regrets! BIG D ENERGY!—Raise my tankard, never sweat! I could win a duel with a toothpick and lore, ‘Cause my confidence alone could wake a troll from its snore! Big D... Big D... Big D ENERGY! But this ain’t about might—nah, that’s a ruse, It’s about how you stride, how you strut, how you move! It’s about that unshakable, legendary flair… And always having really great hair… My confidence swings like a double-edged blade, Ladies take one look—say they’re afraid. Even my Hurdy gurdy has a deep base, No other bard can match my pace. BIG D ENERGY!—Trousers tight, but that's okay! BIG D ENERGY!—Tavern wenches serve, but I never pay! I could slay a troll with my limerick alone, ‘Cause my presence makes the bravest knights groan! Big D... Big D...
47 Comments
MαԃMαƈCԋαԃ 12w ago
Cooool... The Hurry gurdy is back 🤗 Enjoyed this track ❤️ I see the Sloth has been working out with Rambo 🤣
MαԃMαƈCԋαԃ 12w ago
It would be easier for people to follow if I typed correctly. That should be Hurdy Gurdy 😳
TongMick….. 🙈.🙉.🙊 12w ago
❤️❤️ let's goooooooooo.... ❤️❤️
Cloacina 12w ago
❤️❤️❤️ Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
Beat 12w ago
Wow great.. 🔥🔥
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you so much! ❤️
vynicious 🦊 12w ago
Wow! The lyrics are hilarious and I love the song 🤍
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! ❤️
Nenolo 12w ago
I liked this song 3 times, I hope it was shown at least once. Love your support, your songs and I LOVE YOU. Thank you for everything 🫂🫂❤️❤️❤️
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you so much! 🫂❤️
Alternative Reality Radio 📻 12w ago
Outrageous! Love it 🍆
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! ❤️
Gibeligob🧙♂️ 11w ago
Amazing track! 🎶 When I saw ‘Hurdy Gurdy’ in your profile, I had to check out your music—and I love it! Thank you for the support and for sharing such incredible work. 😊
Cloacina 11w ago
That means a lot! 😊 I'm really glad you checked it out and enjoyed it! Hurdy Gurdy always has a special place in my heart. 🎶 Thank you for your kind words and support! ❤️
Revscrj 11w ago
My shadow has a 6pack bro- 😆😆😆🥲
Cloacina 11w ago
😁❤️
el Guapo 12w ago
Take heed of my profile picture, o Bard, and know: in time, thou wilt be challenged by this knight.
Cloacina 12w ago
Verily, noble knight, I hath taken heed! But beware—this bard weaves spells with strings and verses. When the time cometh, let our duel be one of melody and might!
Harlechryzz 12w ago
such a huge sausage ähmmmm i mean cucumber. and again great storytelling in a hurdy gurdy dress!
Cloacina 12w ago
Heheh. Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
Abel Wolf 12w ago
This made me smile :) And it's great too!
Cloacina 12w ago
Happy to hear it made you smile! 🫂
Wine loves flowers 12w ago
+.+
Cloacina 12w ago
😁❤️
Anima Libera 12w ago
Amazing ❤
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
Raven 12w ago
gyatt damn that is a buff sloth
Cloacina 12w ago
heheh ❤️
BoJian 12w ago
❤️❤️
Cloacina 12w ago
❤️❤️❤️
Yandere Aosh 12w ago
haha. love this ❤
Cloacina 12w ago
🫂❤️
FTDoomGuy 12w ago
🍆
Cloacina 12w ago
😉
iLoveSuno 12w ago
Oh nice🔥🔥🔥i love medieval song👍👍Love the style🎵🎵🎵
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you so much! 🫂❤️
SoulBits 12w ago
The album art cover is great. Thumbs up friend!
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you so much! ❤️
【Cool⭐Beat】 12w ago
How all your bass are so clean 👌
Cloacina 12w ago
Thank you! I guess suno gods blessed us on this one ❤️