Big D (Feat. SonicSketch)
© Copyright 2025 Cloacina & SonicSketch Lyrics by: SonicSketch https://suno.com/@sonicsketch Part 2: https://suno.com/song/2b62e43c-d47c-4e66-b5ef-41ab481da197 SlOwlth presents... Lyrics: They say power crowns the bold, you see… Well, you can call me Royal D. I don’t walk—I waltz. I don’t talk—I en-trance. I may be a lowly bard but I'm packin' a long sword One swipe could take out a whole ogre hoard And when I enter the hall… the place goes wild! Strings snap, jaws drop, and and gurdies play louder. (Stomp… stomp… stomp… BOOM!) I got that stride that parts the rivers, Maids say my name ‘til their voices quiver. All the wenches- I make ‘em blush and swoon, Larger than life- the crowd swells when I enter the room. My blade is broad, my reach is long, I stroke one string, the gods moan along. Even my shadow’s got a shadow, you know. And the king pays me rent, ‘cause I outshine his throne. BIG D ENERGY!—A saga for the ages told! BIG D ENERGY!—Thicker than a dragon’s hoard! I pack a longsword, I just wink and say "behold," But my presence alone makes the mead run cold. Big D... Big D... Big D ENERGY! I don’t joust—knights fall when I near ‘em, I don’t duel—foes kneel, ‘cause they fear my limb. Paid my inn tab with a nod and a smirk, Took a nap, woke up to a bar maid's twerk! I rose like an owl and she gave me a jerk, And the sloth gave me a thumbs up, face covered with a smirk! I invest in myself like a dragon's hoard, Took a deep breath—now the kingdom’s restored! Even my shadow got a six-pack, bro, (let’s go!) And, Zeus texts me for advice, that's right, ya know?! BIG D ENERGY!—Power stance with no regrets! BIG D ENERGY!—Raise my tankard, never sweat! I could win a duel with a toothpick and lore, ‘Cause my confidence alone could wake a troll from its snore! Big D... Big D... Big D ENERGY! But this ain’t about might—nah, that’s a ruse, It’s about how you stride, how you strut, how you move! It’s about that unshakable, legendary flair… And always having really great hair… My confidence swings like a double-edged blade, Ladies take one look—say they’re afraid. Even my Hurdy gurdy has a deep base, No other bard can match my pace. BIG D ENERGY!—Trousers tight, but that's okay! BIG D ENERGY!—Tavern wenches serve, but I never pay! I could slay a troll with my limerick alone, ‘Cause my presence makes the bravest knights groan! Big D... Big D...
