
Jingle Hells [A Very Soundry Christmas] [Glam At Midnight]
Merry Christmas... sort of. This is the third song I've created for Magnus and Dimette, my duo of vampires, also known as Glam At Midnight, and forged at The Soundry. Find the other songs here: Glam At Midnight - https://suno.com/song/cefc4be9-ea8a-4083-8d8c-4869d9237feb Hocus Pocus, You're Bogus: https://suno.com/song/36e02399-aec2-4ae5-b438-eeea83dd0ad7 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ⚙️🔥 Check my new album GLITCHING — an industrial metal experience forged in noise and neon. Now streaming on Spotify, YouTube, and all platforms. 🎧🤘 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [Intro] Jingle hells, Jingle hells, this jingle's such a pain, oh what fun it is to ride under the snow and the rain! [Verse] Dashing through the snow Holy hell, it's freezing cold (Laaaaaa, la) Above the sky I fly For this madness, I'm way too old [Prechorus] Bells on Bobtails ring Giving me a headache (Laaaaaa, la) What fun it is to ride and sing The whole damn night, without a break [Chorus] Jingle hells, Jingle hells Jingle down the drain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride In a depressed reindeer drawn sleigh! Jingle hells, Jingle hells Another night, such a pain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride While the others just take the plane! (La, la, la, la, la, laaaaa...) [Verse] Speeding through the cold The squeezing down the chimney (Laaaaaa, la) To the bottom I plop Do you think I'm that skinny? [Prechorus] The cookies on the plate Are stale from last year's feast (Laaaaaa, la) And every time I see them here My stomach goes "No, please!" [Chorus] Jingle hells, Jingle hells Jingle down the drain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride In a depressed reindeer drawn sleigh! Jingle hells, Jingle hells Another night, such a pain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride While the others just take the plane! [Bridge] Jingle hells, jingle hells, Keep your glee at bay I'm dragging all these heavy bags While my spine just fades away. Jingle hells, jingle hells, Stuck in this cliché, If I had a union, trust me... I’d retire today. (Muahahaha!) [Chorus] Jingle hells, Jingle hells Jingle down the drain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride In a depressed reindeer drawn sleigh! Jingle hells, Jingle hells Another night, such a pain (La, la, la, la) Oh what fun it is to ride While the others... just take the plane! (La, la, la, la, la, laaaaa...)

