Oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah, oh wah Why do fools not read Chesterton? Why don’t they even try? They just read CS Lewis and call it a day Why do they not read Chesterton? Why does the rain fall from above? Why do fools not read Chesterton? Why do they fail at life? Eugenics and other evils What’s wrong with the world Orthodoxy You see It’s a must-read Tell me why, why, why Tell me why Why do idiots read garbage instead? Of reading The Everlasting Man in bed? Why do they suck so much? Why isn’t Chesterton revered enough? When he’s written so much wonderful stuff? Tell me why, why, why Why do fools not read Chesterton?
