Stick With Me!

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[Meta: Genre: Cumedy Rock / BPM: 69 / Key: D Minor / Style: Glam Metal / Male Vocal Delivery: Playfully sleazy rock-operatic baritone with dramatic flair.]

[Instrumental Opening]

[Intro]
In the Shed of Solitude I whittle my wood,
You could say I was craftin' and it felt damn good!
Sittin' on the workbench, round like a tight lil’ ass…
A roll of tape, And I thought: “….Oh FUCK YES!”

[Pre-chorus]
Stretch, baby, stretch, leave no residue behind,
My shaft’s a support beam, held firm against your spine!
I measure twice, then slide in right—Precision to the grip,
No rookie hands could handle this kind of craftsmanship!

[Chorus]
Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion!
Layer by layer—Build that cohesion!
When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, don't break,
I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape!

[Verse]
I brace her like a load-bearing joint, aligned to spec and grade,
A union forged in tension fields no mortal love has made!
I laminate her layer-thick, til' she squeaks and starts to squeal,
Got OSHA lookin’ jealous—‘cause baby, we adhere for real!

[Pre-chorus]
Rollin’ ‘cross the workbench now—She’s wrapped 'round my thighs,
That sweet, sharp tug—Oh, I’m screamin’ battle-cries!
I pull—She SNAPS!—That peel-back crack—Reverberates the halls,
Like God said, “RIP!” and personally blessed these workshop balls!

[Chorus]
Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion!
Layer by layer—Build that cohesion!
When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, Don't break,
I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape!

[Instrumental solo]

[Bridge]
Duct tape, gaffer tape, masking and the painter’s blue,
Packing tape, scotch tape, cellophane I’m stuck to you—
Electrical, Kapton, silicone self-fusing strip,
Double-sided, carpet tape, enhance the grip—
Mounting tape, bonding tape, filament with fiberglass,
Washi tape, decorative—cute but still will tap that ass—
Gorilla tape, HVAC tape, foil-seal if you please,
Kinesiology across my junk to help support my needs—
Surgical, micropore, and athletic hold me tight,
Reinforced and waterproof lock me down tonight—
PLUMBER’S TAPE— TAR TAPE— BITUMEN THICC AND PRIME—
BABY ANY TAPE CAN BE EROTIC IF YOU USE IT RIGHT!

[Final Chorus]
Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion!
Layer by layer—Build that cohesion!
When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, Don't break,
I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape!

[Outro]
Anyway, if they ask why the shed door’s stuck,
Tell ’em structural horny hit, it's reinforced to fuck!
When passion meets hardware, better hold on tight,
‘Cause, if lovin' tape is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

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🔥💋🔥 FIND ME, BABY 🔥💋🔥 ---------------------------------------------------------------- ⚡️ @ArcadeBard — The Perverted Bard of Rock ⚡️ 🎤 Spotify | YouTube | Suno | 🎸 ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Meta: Genre: Cumedy Rock / BPM: 69 / Key: D Minor / Style: Glam Metal / Male Vocal Delivery: Playfully sleazy rock-operatic baritone with dramatic flair.] [Instrumental Opening] [Intro] In the Shed of Solitude I whittle my wood, You could say I was craftin' and it felt damn good! Sittin' on the workbench, round like a tight lil’ ass… A roll of tape, And I thought: “….Oh FUCK YES!” [Pre-chorus] Stretch, baby, stretch, leave no residue behind, My shaft’s a support beam, held firm against your spine! I measure twice, then slide in right—Precision to the grip, No rookie hands could handle this kind of craftsmanship! [Chorus] Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion! Layer by layer—Build that cohesion! When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, don't break, I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape! [Verse] I brace her like a load-bearing joint, aligned to spec and grade, A union forged in tension fields no mortal love has made! I laminate her layer-thick, til' she squeaks and starts to squeal, Got OSHA lookin’ jealous—‘cause baby, we adhere for real! [Pre-chorus] Rollin’ ‘cross the workbench now—She’s wrapped 'round my thighs, That sweet, sharp tug—Oh, I’m screamin’ battle-cries! I pull—She SNAPS!—That peel-back crack—Reverberates the halls, Like God said, “RIP!” and personally blessed these workshop balls! [Chorus] Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion! Layer by layer—Build that cohesion! When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, Don't break, I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape! [Instrumental solo] [Bridge] Duct tape, gaffer tape, masking and the painter’s blue, Packing tape, scotch tape, cellophane I’m stuck to you— Electrical, Kapton, silicone self-fusing strip, Double-sided, carpet tape, enhance the grip— Mounting tape, bonding tape, filament with fiberglass, Washi tape, decorative—cute but still will tap that ass— Gorilla tape, HVAC tape, foil-seal if you please, Kinesiology across my junk to help support my needs— Surgical, micropore, and athletic hold me tight, Reinforced and waterproof lock me down tonight— PLUMBER’S TAPE— TAR TAPE— BITUMEN THICC AND PRIME— BABY ANY TAPE CAN BE EROTIC IF YOU USE IT RIGHT! [Final Chorus] Stick with me, baby—Don’t lose adhesion! Layer by layer—Build that cohesion! When the tension’s risin'—Don’t snap, Don't break, I’m the Bard of the Bond—Master of Tape! [Outro] Anyway, if they ask why the shed door’s stuck, Tell ’em structural horny hit, it's reinforced to fuck! When passion meets hardware, better hold on tight, ‘Cause, if lovin' tape is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

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