(Spoken Intro) "Ayo Doug, this one’s for you, mate!" (Verse 1) Long day, hard work, now it’s time to unwind Close the door, dim the lights, leave the world behind No texts, no stress, just me and my hand Gonna take a little trip to my happy land (Pre-Chorus) Got the lotion on deck, tissues in sight Phone on silent, yeah, I’m settin’ the vibe Ain’t nobody home, it’s a solo delight Gonna treat myself, yeah, I’m feelin’ just right (Chorus) Oh, I’m takin’ care of me, doin’ self-love properly Ain’t no shame, just let it be, it's a solo symphony Feelin’ free, feelin’ fine, takin’ my sweet, sweet time Oh, I’m wankin’ with pride tonight (Verse 2) Scrollin’ through the feed, find a scene that’s right A little bit of action, yeah, that’s my type Heart racin’, pace quickens, oh, what a thrill Like a work of art, man, I got that skill (Pre-Chorus) Got the volume turned low, but the feels so high Eyes rollin’ back, man, I can’t deny Ain’t nobody judging, no shame in the game Everybody does it, don’t pretend it’s strange (Chorus) Oh, I’m takin’ care of me, doin’ self-love properly Ain’t no shame, just let it be, it's a solo symphony Feelin’ free, feelin’ fine, takin’ my sweet, sweet time Oh, I’m wankin’ with pride tonight (Bridge) And when it’s all said and done, I lay back with a sigh Reflect on my choices, then I close my eyes A moment of peace, a moment of grace Then I clean up the evidence and leave no trace (Outro) So here’s to the lads, and here’s to the gals To everyone indulgin’ in some self-care now No need to be shy, no need to hide Just embrace the moment, yeah, enjoy the ride (Spoken Outro) "Doug, mate, hope you enjoyed that one—cheers!"
