Outlaws, In-Laws, And The Law

VERSE 1 Wife says, “dinner at six, folks’ll be here by five” As a couple of biker buddies come rollin’ up the drive Sheriff cruises by real slow, keeps a watchful eye As two coolers get unloaded What the hell’s in store tonight CHORUS Outlaws, in-laws, and the law Somebody's always breakin' my balls One gives me whiskey, one gives me prayer And one just follows me everywhere Lord, I'm stuck between 'em all Outlaws, in-laws, and the law VERSE 2 Her mom and dad pull up in their Hyundai Biker boys got a three-beer buzz underway Mother-in-law judgin’ Harleys and a tattooed face Sheriff circles back, yells “I’ll just park and wait” CHORUS Outlaws, in-laws, and the law Somebody's always breakin' my balls One gives me whiskey, one gives me prayer And one just follows me everywhere Lord, I'm stuck between 'em all Outlaws, in-laws, and the law BRIDGE One’ll call me, "Brother," one’ll call me, "Son" One’ll call me out, sayin’, "Boy, what have you done" One wants to raise hell, one wants to gimme grace One wants my license while he runs my plates Some nights it’s the boys, some nights it’s family time Some nights I just sit back and watch ‘em all collide Ain’t on the run, ain’t hidin’ out Don’t know what the chaos is all about I’m just an ordinary guy tryin’ to get by But somehow I always wind up between wrong and right CHORUS Outlaws, in-laws, and the law Somebody's always breakin' my balls One gives me whiskey, one gives me prayer And one just follows me everywhere Lord, I'm stuck between 'em all Outlaws, in-laws, and the law OUTRO Yeah, I'm stuck between 'em all… Outlaws, in-laws, and the law… Outlaws, in-laws, and the law…