[Intro] Wood. Pearwood. Good wood. Master... Where Master? ... MASTER!! *CLACK!* --- [Verse I] Master walks. Master runs. Master screams. Normal day. Humans panic. Also normal. Tiny legs. Maximum speed. Mountain? Climb. River? Swim. Wall? Wall is suggestion. Everything is floor. --- [Pre-Chorus] Master says... "Stay." ... No. --- [Chorus] Little feet! Big adventure! Every road Belongs to me! Every monster Looks like lunch. Every lock Just says... CRUNCH! Clack! Clack! Happy chest! Best luggage! Obviously. --- [Verse II] Wizard smells... Like old soup. Keeps dropping Interesting books. Books taste... Terrible. Wizard tastes... Also terrible. Didn't eat. Self-control. Very proud. Master screamed. Probably applause. --- [Bridge] Human running. Must protect. Dragon roaring. Must protect. Universe exploding. ... Probably... Must protect. --- [Verse III] Found shiny sword. Master didn't need it. Found golden crown. Too pointy. Found ancient curse. Didn't fit inside. Found demon king. Very crunchy. Master looked surprised. Master always surprised. Master should trust Professional luggage. --- [Pre-Chorus] People shout... "Monster!" Wrong. Friend. Very enthusiastic friend. --- [Final Chorus] Little feet! Never stopping! Tiny footsteps! Thunder sound! Heroes running! Bandits crying! Cities learning! I am... Storage. Guardian. Emergency transportation. Professional biting equipment. Best luggage On the Disc! *CLACK!* --- [Outro] Master sleeping. Good. Time to watch. Time to protect. ... Butterfly. Suspicious. Must investigate. *rapid tiny footsteps* clackclackclackclackclackclackclack...
