Oh, Roy has a boat and it's not gonna float unless if he moves it to a new dock and if he don't, he'll sink and fall into the realms of vanity the realm of insanity Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat It is all the hope you need one day a mermaid came and said how ya doing Roy said don't talk to me you're on borrowed time and my minions going after ya cuz my name is Roy and I live on a boat cuz times are tough and I had to sell my garlic farm my name is Roy and I live on a boat with all of my goats cuz they my family and I got to move cuz the landlord is angry at all of the garlic I leave on my boat The landlord said hit the road Jack and don't you come back don't you come back no more but my name is not Jack I don't dress in all black cuz I am golden and my name is Roy Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat I don't live in a tree my garlic is all you can see and even they are my family the tree was not nice and the tree had no rice that's why I live in a boat I hope you get my note in time cuz my name is Roy and I am a boy I'm not your toy unless if you want me to but even then its gonna be fishy and be bitchy cuz I am not used to moving but it's alright I can handle the stress and forget all the rest cuz I live with my minions and they wont do me wrong cuz they are secretly part Wong but don't worry they ain't illegal immigrants they work on my boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat Oh Roy got a boat To keep things afloat for my family and we gotta move soon or I'll end up in Dune and that's way too soon to mess up my family i will call up my friend cuz he got a house and his name is Ian he can drive to my place and pick up my plate and we can party at his house cuz he is the man cuz my name is Roy and i got this big boat but i need a new marina but my name is not Martina pound it to the ground try to make a sound Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat Oh, Roy got a boat
