[short instrumental intro] [Verse 1] Five teens in a cabin, middle of nowhere No cell bars, no lights, just “truth or dare” Becky brought the vodka, Chad brought the flex Tina had weed and zero regrets Ned packed his comics, scared of his shadow And I’m the fifth wheel with nothing to show [Pre‑Chorus 1] A window slammed, no reason why Becky jumped, then met my eye Ned said, “Weird,” then changed the song And I knew deep down something was wrong [Chorus 1] Why am I here, I never got lucky No clue, no plan, I’m not that plucky The music fades, the air gets tight I blink, I breathe, I brace for night [Verse 2] Tina sparked a joint, said, “This place feels cursed.” Becky took a sip and said, “You always think the worst.” She went to check the shed, and didn’t come back— We found her phone on a blood-soaked rack. Chad grabbed a bat, said, “Let’s find this freak,” But tripped on guts and couldn’t speak. [Pre‑Chorus 2] Chad twitched once, then lay real still— That’s when I saw him on the hill. No face, no eyes, just something black, And dragging Becky’s body back. [Chorus 2 ] Am I still here because I never got lucky? No kiss, no sin, just stuck and yucky. The woods go still, the stars don’t blink— I scream, I run, and try not to think. [Verse 3 ] Ned said, “I’ll protect you two,” and struck a pose— Then stared too long at Tina’s clothes. He stepped ahead like he had a plan— Then screamed when something grabbed his hand. A crunch, a thud, his face went slack— And blood came streaming down his back. [Bridge] We ran like hell, no plan, no grace, Just breath and branches in our face. Tina tripped—her dreads got caught, Yanked back hard, her fight was not. A snap, a scream, a splatter wide— I didn’t look. I didn’t hide. I heard her choke. I felt her fall. I didn’t stop. I took it all. [Final Chorus] I am still here because I never got lucky. Not to say that this situation is ducky. He made one move, I said goodbye. Then dropped the torch and watched him fry. No weed, no booze, no one to screw— Guess that’s why I made it through. [Outro] The cops showed up around sunrise, Sirens loud, wide-eyed surprise. I was sitting on the porch, drenched in red, They asked, “What happened?” I said, “They’re dead.” He killed my friends—each stupid sin— But I’m the virgin. So I win. [Spoken Word] "Who's Lucky now? Bitch." [Fade Out]
