[Verse 1] I have a question: How do trampoline jumpers actually drink their coffee? Hot – because they can Cold – because it makes you look good Carefully – because of the stains With milk and sugar – just like everyone else [Verse 2] How did the Stegosaurus... uh... *cough cough*? How did the Stegosaurus do it? a – very, very carefully b – they took off their plates c – like humans, with lots of love d – simply not at all; that’s why they went extinct [Chorus] I know that I know nothing, so I’m not stupid. Because I know that I know nothing, and for everything else, I’ll just ask you! [Verse 3] Once again this year, I’m lying in my garden and keeping an eye out for the one who keeps picking the leaves off all the trees! If I ever catch him... Arrrr! [Chorus] I know that I know nothing, so I’m not stupid. Because I know that I know nothing, and for everything else, I’ll just ask you! [Bridge] But there’s one thing I’m pretty sure about, because it simply couldn't be any other way: [Outro] The creator of this universe was a gigantic Labrador obsessed with balls. If physicists had been the inventors, the universe would clearly have had more square galaxies and graph-paper galaxies.
