Professional Button-Pusher

[Intro – glitchy voice + synth] Professional… button pusher… It’s not a bug… It’s a featuuuure… [Verse 1 – talk-sung, punchy] Click it once, nothing there Click again — oh now we’re getting somewhere Three more clicks, now it’s broke Smile wide like it’s a joke “Did you test it?” — yeah, of course Definition’s got some flexible force If it runs, then we’re good If it doesn’t… misunderstood [Pre-Chorus] Push it left, push it right If it works, we ship tonight [Chorus – big, catchy] I’m a professional button pusher Make it spin, make it shimmer If it breaks, don’t be scared It’s not a bug — it’s a featuuuure Professional button pusher Little chaos, little structure If it works, we take the win If it doesn’t… ship it again [Drop – glitchy, fun] (Not a bug — no no) (Featuuuure — go go) (Click-click — send it) (Break-fix — mend it) [Verse 2] “Just one change” — famous line Watch it grow like a design crime Scope creeps in, quiet and slow Now it’s something no one knows “Can we add?” — yeah we can Didn’t say we had a plan Tape it up, make it neat Push to prod — don’t miss a beat [Pre-Chorus] Hold your breath, count to three If it loads, it’s MVP [Chorus] I’m a professional button pusher Half magician, half destroyer If it breaks, don’t be scared It’s not a bug — it’s a featuuuure Professional button pusher Running wild beneath the surface If it works, we celebrate If it fails… we iterate [Bridge – stripped, sarcastic] Have you tried… refreshing it? Clearing cache… believing in it? Turning off reality…? [Build – chaotic, rising] Click it — ship it — flip it — send it Patch it — stack it — just pretend it Deadline’s here, vibes unclear Call it done — featuuuure [Final Chorus – biggest, crowd chant] I’m a professional button pusher Press it louder, press it further If it breaks, don’t be scared It’s not a bug — it’s a featuuuure Professional button pusher Living life one click under If it works, we never ask If it doesn’t — that’s a task [Outro – fading glitch] “…it worked… (on my machine)… …don’t touch it… (just ship it)… …it’s a featuuuure…”