[intro] [verse] Swipe left, swipe right, swipe life, swipe right right, Another Friday night, another filtered fight, She’s got lips like danger, hair like sin, But the bio says “no drama” — here we go again. [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, we’re lookin’ for love in the glow of a phone, Posin’ in a mirror like a king on his throne, There’s a gym in the back and a quote up front, “Live, laugh, love” — but it’s all for the hunt. [Chorus] Swipe left, swipe life, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah it’s all just Tinder ass’s tonight. - Swipe left, swipe right, Swipe left, swipe right [Verse] He’s holdin’ up a fish, she’s holdin’ up a glass, Both pretendin’ this one’s gonna last, He’s shirtless in Bali, she’s “manifesting peace”, But they both just want a body with a lease. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, the small talk dies in the DM grave, A million “heys” they never save, He’s got a mullet and she’s got sass, Welcome to the land of the Tinder ass. - [Chorus] Swipe left, swipe right, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah it’s all just Tinder ass’s tonight. - Swipe left, swipe right, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah it’s all just Tinder ass’s tonight. [Bridge] (Ha ha) he said he’s “five-seven” but that’s with heels, She said she’s “Forty-Eight” — in dog years, for real. And both “down to earth”, both “so chiill”, Until it goes south, when it gets too real. [Breakdown] Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, swipe me, baby, one more time. - [Final Chorus] Swipe left, swipe right, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah it’s all just Tinder ass’s tonight. - Swipe left, swipe right, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah we’re all just Tinder ass’s tonight. - [Outro] raise your glass to a lonely scroll, the ones half-naked, fully in control, don’t think twice, Swipe left, swipe right, yeah we’re all just Tinder ass’s tonight. [end song]
