[Intro] 🚨 WEE-OO! WEE-OO! 🚨 Yo, somebody look outside! What the hell is that?! ALIENS?! AT PROBUS?! Nahhh… everybody grab your snacks! [Hook] 👽 The aliens are coming to Probus! Flying saucers making everybody nervous! They came from Mars with a spaceship full of chaos, Knocked on the door like, “Yo, where the party at?” The aliens are coming to Probus! Everybody screaming, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!” Green little dudes dancing on the roof, One got a laser and another got a juice! [Verse 1] I woke up late, heard a boom outside, Looked through the window—UFO in the sky! Little green alien wearing Jordans on his feet, Talking mad shit while he dancing to the beat. He said, “Take me to Probus, I heard y'all get wild!” I said, “Bro, you picked the wrong damn town!” He pulled out a ray gun, started blasting the wall, Now everybody running through the hallway like, “NOOO!” Somebody dropped their phone, somebody lost their shoe, One alien yelling, “I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!” Another one moonwalked right across the floor, Then accidentally opened the emergency door! [Hook] 👽 The aliens are coming to Probus! Flying saucers making everybody nervous! They came from Mars with a spaceship full of chaos, Knocked on the door like, “Yo, where the party at?” [Verse 2] Alien DJ spinning records from space, Got three eyeballs and a stupid-ass face! He said, “Everybody jump!”—the whole room shook, Then an alien stole somebody's chicken from the cook. Green dude screaming, “WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!” Everybody pointing like, “THAT WAY, ZOOM!” He came back five seconds later yelling, “I'M LOST!” Then crashed into a table like a damn boss. Teachers looking crazy, security confused, Aliens doing TikTok dances in the hallway too! One said, “Earth is weird,” and I said, “Damn right!” Then the whole damn spaceship started flashing its lights! [Bridge] 🚨 WARNING! WARNING! 🚨 UFO OVERHEAD! Everybody duck! Wait… why is the alien dancing?! DROP IT! 💥 [Final Hook] The aliens are coming to Probus! Everybody better run when the spaceship comes! Martians in the hallway, creatures in the gym, Somebody tell the aliens they can't park there again! The aliens are coming to Probus! Crazy-ass night and nobody knows what's next! They came for Earth, but they stayed for the beat— Now the whole damn galaxy is jumping to the heat! [Outro] 👽 “TAKE ME TO PROBUS AGAIN!” “HELL NO!” 👽 “PLEASE?” “…Fine.” 🚀 ALIENS OUT!
