S **Verse 1** Alan spoke his mind, yeah, he let it all out, Didn't care for the farmers, called 'em all out. Peter Baxendale-Thomas, (moooooooo) leader of the clan, Faced Alan's insults, he couldn't understand. **Chorus** Oh, Alan, what have you done? Spoke too soon, now you're on the run. From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand, With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned. **Verse 2** Shooting a commercial, Alan felt so grand, On a boat, in a coat, with the camera in hand. But the farmers had a plan, a twist in their tale, From the bridge came a cow, and Alan turned pale. **Chorus** Oh, Alan, what have you done? Spoke too soon, now you're on the run. From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand, With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned. **Bridge** Hospital bed, neck brace tight, Broken fingers, oh, what a sight. All alone with his secret to share, Satellite TV, the Porn Channel's there. **Verse 3** Back in his room, he needed some aid, To get the TV working, a price to be paid. Exposed and revealed, his secret vice, Alan's troubles doubled, he paid the price. **Chorus** Oh, Alan, what have you done? Spoke too soon, now you're on the run. From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand, With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned. **Outro** So be careful with words, and think twice, Respect those around, heed this advice. For Alan learned the hard way, under the sun, In a rural tale where the farmers won. --- Feel free to adjust any parts as needed! **Outro** So be careful with words, and think twice, Respect those around, heed this advice. For Alan learned the hard way, under the sun, In a rural tale where the farmers won. (Ah Haaaaaaa)
