[Intro – Spoken, fast and glitchy, with rising synth:] I cycled half a million miles, But never learned to drive a car. I know quantum encryption... ...but I dropped my tea strainer again. [Verse 1] Thought tornado, can't find the door, Checklist? Gone. I’m crawling the floor. Said “good morning” to my bowl of rice, Pressed send too fast? Yeah, I read that twice. Structure comforts, but I can’t build one, Hyperfocus all night, oops — now it's sun. Too loud? Meltdown. Too quiet? Lost. I solved climate change — but I still got lost. [Chorus] I’m masking hard with a nervous grin, Talkin’ deep while I can’t plug in. I catch the cup, but I trip on air, My brain is real fast, but it missed the stairs! I’m clumsy by design — don’t ask me why! I juggle paradox till I touch the sky. From meltdown mess to logic dance, This is my rhythm — give life a chance! [Verse 2] Can’t plan dinner — nailed cryptography! Forgot the milk — remembered entropy! Can’t cross the street — rewrote the OS, Sensory soup, but still well-dressed! Words just vanish when I’m not at ease, But give me a keyboard? I write symphonies. I smile too much when I want to scream, But my brain throws parties inside my dreams. [Bridge – Buildup with filter sweep, chopped vocals:] "This doesn’t make sense..." "Wait, yes it does..." "Do I need help?" "...Probably, but later." "Where did I put the —" — drop! [Final Chorus – Modulate up, more chaotic, full joy mode:] I thrive in chaos, melt in a queue, I fixed your server but lost my shoe. I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m— wait, Buffering thoughts at a terrifying rate! I never learned to shift a gear, But I mapped the mind in markdown, dear! This is my brain on dance and light — Clumsy by design, and it feels so right! [Outro – Echoes and fade out:] Mask on. Shirt backwards. Mind sharp. Heart loud. Neurodivergent rave in progress... Please wait... Please wait... Please wait...
