[Intro] Oi! You know where this is going... No you don't. [Verse 1] She said come round late No one else in sight Pulled the curtains shut Said stay the night Looked me up and down Said don’t be shy Then handed me a wrench Said the boiler’s died [Chorus] Woah-oh You thought it meant one thing Woah-oh But it meant plumbing Mind in the gutter Heart in a spin Every time you think you're in You're out again [Verse 2] He said grab that pole Give it some grip Slide your hands right down Nice and slow a bit Sweating by the end Breathing hard and red Turns out we were moving A wardrobe up the stairs instead [Chorus] Woah-oh You thought it meant one thing Woah-oh But it meant shelving Mind in the gutter Face full of shame Every single line It ends the same [Bridge] She whispered “do it softly” I nearly lost my head She meant close the baby’s door The toddler’s just in bed [Verse 3] She said I need it long Strong enough to last Nothing cheap this time Need it going fast I winked like a fool Thought I'd understood She meant extension lead For the vacuum in the hall, you muppet [Final Chorus] Woah-oh You thought it meant one thing Woah-oh It meant house tidying Mind in the gutter That’s where you stay Every dirty thought Gets scrubbed away [Outro] Honestly... Sort yourself out.
