"I'm... I'm untouchable, I--" ("Bitch, shut up. you lil' Gov-doll") Mid-March push, politicians speedrunning rules One viral rant and they panic like fools “Protect the kids” while they ship half-coded trash Seventeenth hits — whole internet starts to crash Camera demand just to enter a game menu Face scan gate like I'm boarding a venue AI guesses age from pixels and hope Government gambling with biometric rope Kart racers labeled adult content now Colorful brawlers treated like crime somehow Lootboxes spinning like digital slots Kids still clicking, nobody gives a fuck Porn hubs open, zero ID wall Casino apps marked safe for all One loud savior acting holy online Thinks he wrote law, drinks ego like wine They rushed a law and forgot the brain Pointed at games but missed the pain Scanning faces for cartoon fights While gambling apps glow green lights Getting my face? It won't happen at all Wants us to get fucked My government's shit Only moved by their greed Try to get our tails tucked With this shitty law? F-fuck you all Getting my face? It won't happen at all Wants us to get fucked My government's shit Only moved by their greed Try to get our tails tucked With this shitty law? Just fuck you all So now my camera decides if I’m grown While betting apps sit comfy on throne Data stored who knows where it goes Sold in a breach? nobody knows Moral crusade with duct tape code Politicians proud of broken mode You scream “think of children” loud as hell Then hand them casinos — nice job, well Scan my jawline, scan my skin Guess my age then let me in False reject, try again Upload face to random den Mario banned, slots promoted Whole damn logic overloaded Cartoon punches treated harmful Real addiction still considered lawful Privacy tossed in garbage bag Minors still hit jackpot tag Influencer preaching from golden chair Calls it perfect — doesn’t care Law half baked, shipped too soon Clowns applauding broken tune They rushed a law and forgot the brain Pointed at games but missed the pain Scanning faces for cartoon fights While gambling apps glow green lights Getting my face? It won't happen at all Wants us to get fucked My government's shit Only moved by their greed Try to get our tails tucked With this shitty law? f-fuck you all Getting my face? It won't happen at all Wants us to get fucked My government's shit Only moved by their greed Try to get our tails tucked With this shitty law? Just fuck you all. Messiah complex on livestream throne Talks like the web is his alone Call out flaws — he starts to bark God complex clown playing smart Getting my face? hell no, decline You want my data? not mine Broken rollout, rushed and dumb Whole damn policy chewing gum Games locked down, casinos free Tell me how that's safety Useless law, bloated and foul Politicians take a bow With this useless law? Just fuck you all


