The Very Best (Remastered)

[Intro] I choose you! Weedle! Now light that blunt and win in the name of Pokemon 420! [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 1] Well, shitfire! I be the trainer of the Pokemon world! And I'm gonna be the very best, nihgga! With my badass Pokemon team on my side! I shall raep the asses of any who stand in my way! Jiz! My boy Blaziken, with Mega stone in hand! He's gone fuhk you pussie-ass Bug Catchers up! Ahahaha! Pokemon League, here I come! [Pre-chorus] To catch them is my real test! To fuhk your mom is my cause! [Chorus] I am the very best! With a team of six, the region is my bihtch! No gym is safe from the ass-fuhking of my Pokemon! From Kanto, to Johto, to Hoenn too! Can I get a (Hoo Yeeaah?!) 'Cause I am the very best! [Post-Chorus] The best there is! The best there was! The best there ever will be! [Verse 2] With half my gym badges in my collection! These victories be givin' be a huge e rection! I mean fuhk nuggets! How are all you weak fahggots so bad at training Pokemon!? I see you lookin' at my Gardevoir, you sick fuhks! She ain't got no OnlyFans, fahggots! (Keep dreaming!) After I surf across the land and make Victory Road my bihtch! I shall shove my Pokeballs in the Champion's asshole! Ahahaha! Pokemon League, here I come! [Pre-chorus] To catch them is my real test! To fuhk your mom is my cause! [Chorus] I am the very best! With a team of six, the region is my bihtch! No gym is safe from the ass-fuhking of my Pokemon! From Kanto, to Johto, to Hoenn too! Can I get a (Hoo Yeeaah?!) 'Cause I am the very best! [Post-Chorus] The best there is! The best there was! The best there ever will be! Oh my Are See Us! I finna bust a nut! [Solo] [Bridge] I stormed up to the Elite Four! Fucked them up like a two dollar whore! They got beat so bad they got possessed! Could not walk! Could not talk! Black soot was running from their eyes, ears, nose, and mouth! Let this be a lesson to all who challenge the Pokemon Master! Muahahaha! [Verse 3] Professor Oak, I know what you're doing! That Pokedex ain't the only thing you're checking out! You be clapping some cheeks while Ash is away! The MILF pussie is just to your liking, eh?! Making her Meowth watch while you do the deed! The deed of giving her your hairy Pokeballs! I respect it, old man! But you must stand back and let a REAL Pokemon master fuhk his mom! Ahahahaha! [Pre-chorus] To catch them is my real test! To fuck your mom is my cause! [Chorus] I am the very best! With a team of six, the region is my bihtch! No gym is safe from the ass-fuhking of my Pokemon! From Kanto, to Johto, to Hoenn too! Can I get a (Hoo Yeeaah?!) 'Cause I am the very best! I am the very best! With a team of six, the region is my bihtch! No gym is safe from the ass-fuhking of my Pokemon! From Kanto, to Johto, to Hoenn too! Can I get a (Hoo Yeeaah?!) 'Cause I am the very best! [Outro] I am the Champion! I am the very best! I am a God! Jiz!