[Intro – band count-in feel] One, two… Oh darling… ⸻ [Verse 1] You said you’ve got utility I leaned in close to see A members-only smoothie At two percent off for me You said it’s “real world value” I nearly choked on tea A tote bag and a webinar That’s not impressing me You’ve got a gated Discord With tumbleweeds inside A founders-only channel Where the founders never reply You call that revolution? You call that elite? If that’s your grand solution I’ll stay in my seat ⸻ [Hook – soulful, catchy] You call that utility? Oh honey please That’s just a coupon dressed up In exclusivity You call that utility? Well that ain’t for me I don’t need a promo code To feel some energy ⸻ [Verse 2] You’ve got tiers and levels And golden little tags Priority for merch drops That nobody ever grabs You’ve got “early access” To a ticketed event Where the speakers talk for hours ‘Bout nothing that was meant You say “this builds community” I say it builds a list You can’t bottle authenticity And sell it as a twist If loyalty’s organic It doesn’t come in packs It doesn’t need a whitepaper Or ten roadmap tracks ⸻ [Hook] You call that utility? Oh honey please That’s just a shiny wrapper On mediocrity You call that utility? That’s not luxury If it’s fifteen percent off It ain’t for me ⸻ [Bridge – horns swell slightly] You can keep your access keys Your branded little perks If culture’s what you’re selling It better actually work You can’t fake devotion You can’t script belief And you can’t sell me brunch invites As financial relief ⸻ [Final Hook – fuller, layered vocals] You call that utility? Well bless your heart We built ours in the winter Right from the start You call that utility? We call it art No coupons, no gimmicks Just soul and spark ⸻ [Outro – soft] Oh darling… That’s not utility.
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