here's a song about a talking bong never happy everything's wrong he's all about help me help me help someone act me up and let's have fun burn me burn me monkey to done now i in empty that's no fun hey there mister let's have fun pack me up and smoke me ' till i'm done burn me burn me smoke me 'til i'm done now i'm empty that's no fun hey little kitty cat what's your name i wanna choke you to death some day and i'm playin around the sky i wanna murder you alive [verse ] The cunntz always pump up my heart When you blow me like a dollar Theres only one thing that could make me harder If you would just do it because you love your father I know you need to make a buck That your life kind of sucks but you can succeed when you’re on your knees Close your eyes and swallow my pride while you’re waist high watch your eyes And money doesn’t grow on a tree, but you can earn it if you make me grow where I pee and then swallow my seed your school lunch comes free be a good stepdaughter, indeed to my new wife please Free fellatio friction on my phallus Would be like a luxurious palace, but it’s all fun and games until you end up with a callus [chorus ] Cause you pump up my heart When you blow me like a dollar you light up my life when you pulled down your pants, push hard and blow it out your ass onto my match igniting your gas I can smell the hair burning off of your ass think fast cuz if you see a boneless baby picking up then bang that boneless baby in the butt but always flip them over so he can blow up [verse 1] me and my baby are kind of messed up because my baby, my baby, my baby she shits . in my butt she . shits in my butt . yeah she shits in my butt. then I then I then I well I put it back in I push it back in (in in in in ) then she farts in my mouth then she farts in my mouth and then we blow fart. Kisses fart kisses fart kisses then we go eat a bunch of grub take two enemas then go sit in the tub Then we played bumpy, bump me till we go brown First one to lose the content of their colon from incontinence, loses the contents and does the dishes to pretense I got a possum in a bull predicament because I picked pears out of my pant pickle and she gave me a little tickle, but I felt weird and tickle so I grabbed the rattlesnake cut them in pieces and made some pickles but I forgot to pull the poison out so I penetrated my lips swelled up looked like a trout. Then I had to give men some bass to mouth then it’s time to play disguise we’re just too lost souls we played border patrol we’re just a weird species. We cover ourselves in horse, , feces, if this was a movie, it would be the first sequel because we pick up wiffle, bats, and chase down a beagle. This may be fictional. We’re still covered in fecal and that’s all that matters when it falls from the rectum it always splatters [ course] i’ll be your Fred Flintstone if you’ll be my Barney rubble will sling fictional rocks, and shoot up air bubbles cause I’m addicted to needles, but I don’t wanna get in trouble so I shoot up air bubbles air bubbles I may be more less morbidly obese, but I can still eat a fish taco while touching my toes, snorting my worm up my nose. I ain’t afraid to pick up a snotty little girl and blow her nose till she curls her toes and we work to another world. With no dimensions, but I do get demented when I pop off without protection into the foreskin, giving an elderly person infection for a There’s several things I’m not used to knowing, but when the guts getting good, the guts getting to go in [verse] Oh my oh my why god why am I still alive Live maybe hard but only if you try I would rather be lazy get fat have a heart attack and die You only live once then you die Unless you are God or Jesus Christ If was Jesus I would have to come back to life Then commit sue ah side Quickly end my life just so I can die twice Just so I can roll the dice Get snake eyes every time And you simply can’t do that if you only die Cuz when the getting gets good the good get going until I’m gone If you get in my way I’ll punch your mom She’ll never see me coming Just hear me yell hi Then nothing but fists 4 arms times 2 I’ll show you now out of my way little brother Unless you’re into a round of double Dutch rudder Milk me like a cow grab my utter [chorus] Well hey there bro WHAT don’t you know WHAT I’m stung out as a yo yo what I’m at the end of my rope what I have run out of string what I’m just hanging out getting spun what I’m being walked like a dog. What All im saying is I’m all phucked up Like a featherless duck high on quack, hitting the glass by looking for some crack back. My life’s a mess. I miss the days of Anna in a high dress, but Anna high dress was leaving on a jet plane Anna high dress won’t be coming back again. [verse 2] Some days I wake up alive and those days are the best so those days I put on my favorite dress the one with so do my eyes eyes me across the chest then in my panties, I always make a mess cause I love to go watch the cows have sex when it comes to chicks I like the one with 10 toes. I ain’t afraid to pick up a snotty girl and blow her nose till she curls her toes and we were to another world a world I can’t find it’s nothing but squares corners and points and triangles and here and there you’re always nowhere because this world is square it’s not phucking a round when I see a cripple I always kick out their crutches, grab them by the crotch and drag them down the hall, cause I like my chicks drugged that I belly flop on their face make them give me a mouth hug then it’s all about swallow, my crutches, rip off my nipples hop on my chest and pop on my pimples while I slug you in the face and until I give you dimples and hop on my stick run in place grab my stick and balls by the base turn around look at me make a stupid face then shake my shit like a mother phucking rattlesnake shake my beanbag and tell it breaks. Send all my balls into Outer space oh my God, girl you were phucking great. But what a waste she says what do I mean? Then I shooter in the face with a tube of toothpaste. Tell her brush your teeth you nasty ass skank. [bridge] I don’t know I’m my friend are dead or asleep But I buried him under my shed last week A bird without a head doesn’t have a beak And if a bird gets too drunk,when wetting his beak while walking down the street, he’ll lose the spring in hi
