Momma was a Flocker

Momma was a Flocker. [Verse 1] First I’ll explain, Before you complain. Fake snow can be bought in a spray can, And the process is flocking, when sprayed with a plan. Momma always planned to use that spray in a can, And that's when our holidays truly began. She would flock the mirrors and windows alike, Hell, once she even flocked my best friend Mike. [Chorus] Yeah, .........Momma was a flocker, Now...... don't misunderstand, But for her, the holidays truly began, When she broke out that spray can. And started........ Flockin. Yeah, .......Momma was a flocker! Momma was a flocker! [Verse 2] The stuff would stick to anything, wood, glass or tile, When I saw her flocking, it always made me smile. She would spray around windows, for a frosty look, And Christmas designs from her stencil book. She would flock reindeer, santas and sleighs, And even phrases, like happy holidays. [Chorus] Yeah,........Momma was a flocker, Now...... don't misunderstand, But for her, the holidays truly began, When she broke out that spray can. And started........ Flockin. Yeah, .......Momma was a flocker! Momma was a flocker! [Verse 3] After the flocking, she decorated the tree, The tree was different, it remained flock free. It could never be fake, it had to be real, Tall, bushy and round was ideal, On the tree, she put tensile, strand by strand. You couldn't just throw it on, or she would slap your hand, The lights had to be perfectly aligned, Front and back, meticulously designed. [Chorus] Yeah, ..........Momma was a flocker, Now...... don't misunderstand, But for her, the holidays truly began, When she broke out that spray can. And started........ Flockin, Yeah, .......Momma was a flocker! Momma was a flocker! [Outro] Remembering those flocking Christmases, always make me smile, And here's wishing you and yours a Merry Flockin Christmas,............. TIll the day I die! TIll the day I die!