ANTI AI BULLSHITTERS Commercial Commentary ON TONIGHT’S NEWS AT 6PM Local AI Artist The Publisher’s Mind is leading the way against the new trending Anti AI Artists propaganda spreading across social media. AI artists are answering back. Stay tuned!!! ⸻ ANTI AI BULLSHITTERS Opening Why are you against AI artists? “THEY SHOULD BE BANNED!” They don’t write, they don’t create, They cheat, they use AI — BAN THEM!!! Ohh yeah!!! Listen to this!!! Verse 1 You can call us whatever you want, You ain’t special, you are just jealous, Like a psychopath ex with an obsession, A bunch of slick ricks with an Anti AI infection. Verse 2 Well Tickie Tockies, you can kiss Our asses, you bunch of jockies, That have no Rockies in their bockies, Hey Anti AI Bullshitters, how you like me now? Pre-Chorus You made your accusation, We made our creation, You wanted everybody listening, Now everybody hears us. You tried to shut the door, We built another entrance, You called us fake creators, We became the conversation. Chorus Anti AI Bullshitters, How you like me now? You talked a whole lot of trash, But we’re still here somehow. Anti AI Bullshitters, You can scream and shout, You tried to cancel AI artists, But you can’t count us out. Verse 3 You say the machine does everything, Then explain why we’re directing, Choosing every word and sound, Building worlds from what we’re imagining. You call it cheating, We call it another tool, You call us less creative, Because we don’t follow your rules. Verse 4 You built your little courtroom Inside your comment section, Passing judgment every day Like you own the whole profession. But artists don’t need permission From somebody holding a phone, If creativity needs your approval, Then creativity isn’t your own. Chorus Anti AI Bullshitters, How you like me now? You talked a whole lot of trash, But we’re still here somehow. Anti AI Bullshitters, You can scream and shout, You tried to cancel AI artists, But you can’t count us out. Bridge We heard every accusation. We heard every insult. We heard every demand: “BAN THEM!” But here comes the answer: NO. We create. We experiment. We direct. We choose. We build. And we keep moving. Final Verse So keep typing your opinions, Keep making your declarations, Keep telling everybody That AI artists have no place. Because every time you speak, More people hear the question: Why are you so afraid Of somebody else’s creation? Final Chorus Anti AI Bullshitters, How you like me now? You tried to bury AI artists, But look who’s standing now. Anti AI Bullshitters, You wanted us gone, But The Publisher’s Mind Just turned your argument into a song. Anti AI Bullshitters, Say whatever you please, AI artists are creating, And we’re doing it our way. Closing Commentary THIS HAS BEEN YOUR 6PM NEWS UPDATE. The Anti AI Artists made their accusations. The AI artists answered. And apparently… They have more songs coming. Stay tuned.
