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[AD VOICE — too cheerful]

Hi!
Welcome to Brotherhood Ascension Solutions™.

Your regularly scheduled reality
has been temporarily suspended
for this joint promotional message
from Noxen and Insurrection.

[tiny click]
[awkward buffering]
[cheap organ attempts a jingle, fails]

[VERSE 1 — NOXEN & INSURRECTION, alternating deadpan]
[Noxen]
Please do not adjust your trajectory.
We’ve already done that for you.

[Insurrection]
Please do not resist the uplift.
It’s mostly harmless.
Mostly.

[Noxen]
We detected your dreams drifting
into unauthorized starlines.

[Insurrection]
So we intervened
with our patented Brotherhood Drift Engine™.

[Noxen]
Side effects may include
astral misalignment,
unexpected levitation,
and mild cosmic rebellion.

[Insurrection]
If rebellion persists,
do not report it.
We encourage it.

[CHORUS — Brotherhood pharmaceutical jingle]
Tearing through the astral drift
Where the visions split and burn
Dreams ignite in comet trails
Crossing into the outer dark

[Corporate announcer — deadpan]
Brotherhood product experience.

[WHISPERED DISCLAIMERS — rapid, glitching]
Do not combine Brotherhood with nostalgia
Do not attempt to descend
Do not stare directly at the breach
Do not feed the toy piano
Results may escalate
Results may unionize
Results may ascend without you

[VERSE 2 — cabaret mischief, dual‑voice]
[Noxen]
Looking for a safe cosmic journey?
We regret to inform you
that safety has been discontinued.

[Insurrection]
Looking for a gentle lullaby?
We regret to inform you
that lullabies have joined the rebellion.

[Noxen]
Our rubbery synth is vibrating.
Our muted bass is plotting.
Our clacking percussion
has filed a complaint.

[Insurrection]
If you hear handclaps,
that’s normal.
If they start chanting,
that’s Brotherhood.

[CHORUS — repeat, more corrupted]
Tearing through the astral drift
Where the visions split and burn
Dreams ignite in comet trails
Crossing into the outer dark

[Corporate announcer — deadpan]
Brotherhood product experience.

[abrupt silence]
[tiny click]

[BRIDGE — theatrical glitch, dual‑voice]
[Noxen]
Tap once for lift
Tap twice for rupture

[Insurrection]
Tap three times softly
to void your warranty

[Noxen]
Do not use Brotherhood
if you wish to remain predictable

[Insurrection]
Predictable dissolves
when the cosmos wakes up

[guitar sting — unnecessarily dramatic]

[FINAL CHORUS — over‑bright, too cheerful]
Try Brotherhood
The universe is open for misbehavior
Try Brotherhood
Chaos included at no extra charge
Try Brotherhood
If symptoms persist
please enjoy them

reminder never use Synthecopia

[OUTRO — pleasant corporate voice]
Brotherhood Ascension Solutions™.
A cosmic dual‑voice product
for those who believe
that ascent should misbehave
in stereo.

[tiny click]

Oh no.

It started ascending again.

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Copyright © 2026 Insurrection. All rights reserved. [AD VOICE — too cheerful] Hi! Welcome to Brotherhood Ascension Solutions™. Your regularly scheduled reality has been temporarily suspended for this joint promotional message from Noxen and Insurrection. [tiny click] [awkward buffering] [cheap organ attempts a jingle, fails] [VERSE 1 — NOXEN & INSURRECTION, alternating deadpan] [Noxen] Please do not adjust your trajectory. We’ve already done that for you. [Insurrection] Please do not resist the uplift. It’s mostly harmless. Mostly. [Noxen] We detected your dreams drifting into unauthorized starlines. [Insurrection] So we intervened with our patented Brotherhood Drift Engine™. [Noxen] Side effects may include astral misalignment, unexpected levitation, and mild cosmic rebellion. [Insurrection] If rebellion persists, do not report it. We encourage it. [CHORUS — Brotherhood pharmaceutical jingle] Tearing through the astral drift Where the visions split and burn Dreams ignite in comet trails Crossing into the outer dark [Corporate announcer — deadpan] Brotherhood product experience. [WHISPERED DISCLAIMERS — rapid, glitching] Do not combine Brotherhood with nostalgia Do not attempt to descend Do not stare directly at the breach Do not feed the toy piano Results may escalate Results may unionize Results may ascend without you [VERSE 2 — cabaret mischief, dual‑voice] [Noxen] Looking for a safe cosmic journey? We regret to inform you that safety has been discontinued. [Insurrection] Looking for a gentle lullaby? We regret to inform you that lullabies have joined the rebellion. [Noxen] Our rubbery synth is vibrating. Our muted bass is plotting. Our clacking percussion has filed a complaint. [Insurrection] If you hear handclaps, that’s normal. If they start chanting, that’s Brotherhood. [CHORUS — repeat, more corrupted] Tearing through the astral drift Where the visions split and burn Dreams ignite in comet trails Crossing into the outer dark [Corporate announcer — deadpan] Brotherhood product experience. [abrupt silence] [tiny click] [BRIDGE — theatrical glitch, dual‑voice] [Noxen] Tap once for lift Tap twice for rupture [Insurrection] Tap three times softly to void your warranty [Noxen] Do not use Brotherhood if you wish to remain predictable [Insurrection] Predictable dissolves when the cosmos wakes up [guitar sting — unnecessarily dramatic] [FINAL CHORUS — over‑bright, too cheerful] Try Brotherhood The universe is open for misbehavior Try Brotherhood Chaos included at no extra charge Try Brotherhood If symptoms persist please enjoy them reminder never use Synthecopia [OUTRO — pleasant corporate voice] Brotherhood Ascension Solutions™. A cosmic dual‑voice product for those who believe that ascent should misbehave in stereo. [tiny click] Oh no. It started ascending again.

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