"Zürich!" "Y'all ever stop and fuckin' think about the inherent eroticism of a shit-clogged toilet?!" [VERSE 1] Hunched over that bowl, sweat drippin’ in her murky maw, Rust streakin' her curves, gulpin’, somethin's stuck in her craw. You shove that plunger in deep, sludge slappin’ up her sides, And she burps out thick bubbles each time your weight collides. Shoulders knotted, elbows shakin’, breath grindin’ through your teeth, Her clogged-up guts keep suckin’ at you from her fuckin' mucky beneath. Wrestlin’ her filth like you’re tryin’ to fuckin' bust through her dam— And the way she groans for you… hits me right in the fuckin' clam. Yi-haa! [CHORUS] Plunge me like the toilet Jam, twist, pull, feel the suction fight Plunge me like the toilet Heave, ram, drag, slop it out tonight Plunge me like the toilet Strain, push, spray, jiggle on the flush Plunge me like the toilet ’Til my clog bursts free… and I shake and start to gush! "Goddammit. Gimme that fuckin' plunger, zebra!" [VERSE 2] Wrap my paws ’round the handle, it stiffens in my grasp, Lift it upright, tremblin', like it’s fightin’ not to gasp. Strokin' it light and slow, then drivin' it down tight and rough, Porcelain shakin' under me, ready to fuckin' cough it up! Stem bucks up sudden, it jolts right outta my grip, I growl and grin and lick its length, all thick with sticky spit, And you’re watchin’ from the doorway, stripes flushed, breath fast— 'Cause the way I'm fuckin' plungin'... Plunge you like the toilet Grip, twist, pull, feel the suction fight Plunge you like the toilet Jerk, yank, slurp, slop it up tonight Plunge you like the toilet Stroke, coax, slick, wriggle on that fuckin' rod Plunge you like the toilet ’Til your clog blasts free… and you shake and squirt your wad! [VERSE 3] Then the bowl lets out a moan from the sewer’s black throat, Water swirls down fast like a shit-snake through a pew trid moat. The fuckin' clog rips free with a splatterin’ roar— And we’re clawin’ at each other on that piss-stained floor. Yeah, the flood rushes out, and the pipes scream high, And I’m yowlin’ like a banshee in the motel sky. Every turd breakin’ loose a euphoric burst— We unclog at the same damn time— well... I unclogged first. [FINAL CHORUS] [savage female hyena vocal, raw and gravelly with crust punk screams and snarls] Plunge me like the toilet Jam, twist, pull, feel the suction fight Plunge me like the toilet Heave, ram, drag, fuckin' slop it out tonight Plunge me like the toilet Clench, thrust, splash, gurglin' before the rush Plunge me like the toilet ’Til our fuckin' clogs burst free… and we're pooped and fuckin' flushed!
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