[Verse] Marley came to Scrooge's door Chains rattling on the floor He said Scrooge you're gonna see Three ghosts trolling you and me [Verse 2] Past ghost took him to his school Showed him young and acting cool But the ghost made funny faces Had him running all the places [Chorus] Trolls of Christmas past and present Future ghost oh so unpleasant Making Scrooge scream and shout That's what Christmas is about [Verse 3] Present ghost with a big feast Ate it all didn't leave the least Laughed and danced in Scrooge's bed Made him wish that he was dead [Bridge] Oh oh ghostly trolling fun Scrooge thought he was done But future ghost came along Trolled him with a spooky song [Verse 4] The ghost then came with cold breath Pointing down a hole with his name in stone Laughing flames from souls claimed by death And throw him deep in that fiery hole [Chorus] Trolls of Christmas past and present Future ghost oh so unpleasant Making Scrooge scream and shout That's what Christmas is about [Verse 5] He woke up startled and ran out near naked Throwing money with singing and cheer People in confusion to the chaos he created Peace at last the message oh so clear: Merry Christmas to all And God Bless us Everyone [End] [spoken word] Anyone else ever figure out how weird this story actually is? Something that takes place on Christmas doesn't make it Christmas. Like Home alone, die hard, or Jingle All The way. Seriously.... And most Christmas cartoons are depressing as hell till they are all 'yey its Santa!' So take that, It's a Wonderful Life.... But we need better Christmas things that's not Hallmark branded. We can all agree that Hollywood needs to up their game when it comes to making Christmas movies. Rant over.
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