[Long Intro] [Verse 1] Oh, Doctor Mangler brings his lunch to my room, Pulls up a chair, starts enjoying the view. I tell him the moon is conspiring with crows, He chuckles and nods, says, "Tell me some more!" [Verse 2] They bring in the interns, they clap and they grin, They love how I scream when the ceiling caves in! I tell them the lightbulbs are humming in French, They scribble it down, say, “This guy’s a gem!” [Chorus] Oh, I’ve got Dementia-Related Psychosis, A five-star performance, a riveting show! They feed me delusions like doctors with roses, Applauding each scene as I spiral below! [Bridge] One day I’ll vanish, fade out of their play, They’ll find a new puppet, I’ll be yesterday. But until then, well, I aim to please, So hand me my straitjacket—time for Act Three! [Long Solo] [Verse 3] They slipped me some meds, but I spat them right out, Now the wallpaper’s dancing—oh, check out that bounce! The janitor laughs, says, “Don’t spoil the thrill, This hospital's dull, but you give us a chill!” [Pre-Chorus] Oh, they wind me up like a clockwork toy, And watch as my nightmares turn into their joy! [Chorus] Oh, I’ve got Dementia-Related Psychosis, A circus attraction in hospital scrubs! The doctors take notes like composers of nonsense, Rewriting my screams as delightful hubbub! [Outro] Yes, I’ve got Dementia-Related Psychosis, A madman’s monologue, night after night. They cheer as I dance in my lunatic focus, A freak show that’s bathed in fluorescent light. [Outro] [End Song] [End]
