The Time Thief

[Intro] Hello, darlings! Welcome to the pop-up exhibit. Feel free to look, but please don't touch the displays. After all... I already did. [Verse 1: Lore Drop] Used to be a bored rich lass, just swimming in gold But the high-society whispers got incredibly old Traded my face for a helmet, my name for the Guild Now I’m constructing the heists that keep the masses thrilled! We're everywhere, we're nowhere, we're the ghost in the vault And if your state secrets vanish? Well, it’s strictly your fault! [Pre-Chorus] Now, time travel isn't a thing yet, it’s true... But I’ll gladly manipulate a second or two! (Tick Tock, Tick Tock) [Chorus] Call me the Time Thief, master of the clock! Stepping to the Guild? Better rethink the walk. I’ll drop a Time Wall, watch you slow to a crawl, Then a Paradoxical Swap just to make you take the fall! Look in my museum, see your prized little gem, We are Paradox, darling; yeah, I’m one of them. [Verse 2: Shots Fired] Got a Kinetic Carbine, call her "Trade Secret" Thought your facility was safe? I'm afraid I'll breach it. Tossing Pulse Grenades just to watch you all trip A temporal disruption with a joke on my lip. But don’t disrespect the moniker, don’t sully the brand Or I’ll snap from a jester to the worst in the land! I've got the Baroness Hotel and Baxter in sight, McGinnis, your lab is my playground tonight! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, time travel isn't a thing yet, it’s true... But I’ll gladly manipulate a second or two! (Tick Tock, Tick Tock) [Chorus] Call me the Time Thief, master of the clock! Stepping to the Guild? Better rethink the walk. I’ll drop a Time Wall, watch you slow to a crawl, Then a Paradoxical Swap just to make you take the fall! Look in my museum, see your prized little gem, We are Paradox, darling; yeah, I’m one of them. [Bridge: The Pop-Up Museum Wishlist] I’m filling up the gallery, let's see what’s in store! Got some room on the walls, and I'm looking for more. I want Abrams’ Tome and Paige’s rare books, (I'm stealing them to see your sad looks). I need Celeste’s little horn, Holliday’s gun, Yamato’s sharp sword; oh, this is getting fun! I want Nashala from Mirage, Pocket's suitcase to stash... And McGinnis's secrets to sell for some cash! Oh, and Seven? If you're looking for your hideout, mate... I stole the coordinates yesterday. Sorry I'm late! [Verse 3: The Ritual] Now I'm eyeing the Ritual, stepping up to the plate Gonna snatch the Patron’s crown and alter my fate! I'll show the whole Org I'm the cream of the crop With a smile and a wink and a perfectly timed drop. So check your deep pockets, and double your locks, 'Cause you can't outrun the hands of the clock! [Staccato Violin Moment] [Chorus] Call me the Time Thief, master of the clock! Stepping to the Guild? Better rethink the walk. I’ll drop a Time Wall, watch you slow to a crawl, Then a Paradoxical Swap just to make you take the fall! Look in my museum, see your prized little gem, We are Paradox, darling; yeah, I’m one of them. [Outro] You can't outrun Paradox! The untouchable is mine. Enjoy the exhibit! Please exit through the gift shop.