YEAH SO ARMAND BARRIOS WAS PROBABLY AN UNDER COVER COP LOL OR AT LEAST HE COULDA BEEN A COP JON ARMSTRONG WILL PROBABLY CONFIRM JD'S WEIRD BEHAVIOR ERICA HODGES WAS ALSO THERE I DON'T EVEN SEE J-D ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW MAYBE TIME TRAVEL ALREADY TOOK CARE OF HIM WHAT WAS HIS LAST NAME I DUNNO BUT HE WENT TO BIOLA HE WANTED TO BE A PREACHER PASTOR MINISTER HE WENT TO MARINERS SAME TIME I DID HE GAVE ME SOME BOOK ABBA FATHER HE ASKED ME EVERY DAY HOWS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CORY WE DID THE ZIP LINE WE PLAYED FLAG FOOTBALL HE SEEMED INSANE AT FIRST AND THEN CORY ENDED UP HANGING OUT WITH HIM LATER AT FIRST CORY HUNG OUT WITH CODY CODY WAS COOL AS SHIT HE PLAYED PIANO THEY WENT OUT IN BALBOA GOT BEERS LISTENED TO THE SHINS SOME COVER BAND IN THE RESTAURANT NO WEIRD SHIT CODY WAS JUST COOL THEY HAD JUST GOT BACK FROM A RETREAT J-D IS ALL HANDS UP CRAZY JESUS KID CODY IS LIKE IM JUST A COOL CHRISTIAN KID CORY GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO J-D CORY MEETS JAMIE CORY AND JAMIE LIKE FOLLOW THE NO SEX THING THEY LITERALLY PET EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC ITS GROSS CORY AGREES ITS GROSS JAMIE WAS A SEX ADDICT THATS RUDE BRO THAT WAS SAID IN THE PRIVACY OF A RELATIONSHIP IT MATTERS SHE LIKE HYPNOTIZES CORY WALKS HIM BACK THROUGH HIS SOMETHING HE DELETES HIS ENTIRE HOUSE WHATEVER THAT MEANS PROFESSOR PIMENTEL IS HIS GOD SYMBOL THING HE WALKS BACKWARDS INTO THE MIND SHE WALKS HIM THROUGH IT SHE GOES YOU'RE PART OF THE MAGIC 1-4-4 CORY SOME WARRIOR OF GOD HE GOES BACK TO MONTANA HE ALMOST SAYS HOME TO MONTANA WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN NO IDEA HE GOES THERE LUMBER MILL HER DAD IS A PEDO EVERYONE THINKS HES A PEDO HES JUST GOOFIN WITH THE KIDS LIKE CORY DOES BUT HES A LIL EXTRA CORY WHY DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ALSO WE GOT SANDWICHES AMAZING SANNDWICHES ITS COLD IN MONTANA YOU GET TO EAT MORE SANDWICHES YOU SHOULD EAT MORE SANDWICHES CORY FUCKIN LOVES SANDWICHES YOU GUYS POISON HIM WITH BREAD CUSE OF HOW MUCH HE LIKES SANDWICHES DUH SO LUMBER MILL IS AMAZING HE VIBES WITH THE COMMON FOLK HES LIKE IM GONNA MARRY UR DAUGHTER SHOW ME MY LUMBER MILL IM GONNA RUN ONE DAY HES LIKE TOMMY BOY LOL THEY LOVE HIM HE GOES TO COUPLES THERAPY IN MONTANA WHY WHO KNOWS THE LADY GOES THINK OF YOUR DAD SEE HOW STRONG YOUR ARM IS THINK OF YOUR MOM SEE HOW STRONGER YOUR ARM IS MOM HIRED HER LOL MANIPULATION JAMIE WAS A PLANT SUPER HORNY UHH UNDERCOVER PROSTITUTE AT A CHURCH? WHO FUCKIN KNOWS SHE ALMOST WRECKS THE CAR HE GOES THATS ENOUGH! HE DOESNT TELL HER HE HAS A DEPRESSIVE MELT DOWN THE FIRST ONE WHERE HES LIKE THIS IS NOT THE LIFE FOR ME SPAGHETTIOS SHE TELLS EVERYONE PROBABLY HE GOES HOME HE BREAKS IT OFF SOME WHERE IN THERE CHURCH IN MEXICO HE TAKES ALL THE VICODIN HE MOVES A BILLION ROCKS EVERYONES LIKE HOW DOES HE DO THIS WELL HES GOD AND HES GOT RETARD STRENGTH ANYWAY THEY COME BACK MICHELLE BRANCH JD LOVES MICHELLE BRANCH SECRET GAYLORD PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY DO WEIRD SEXUAL SHIT NOT ALL OF EM SIT THE FUCK DOWN JUST THE WEIRDOS HAVE IT IN COMMON JUST LET ME FUCKIN SPEW THIS MEMORY BULLSHIT ITS ALL MEMORY ITS NOT MADE UP FUCK YOU OK SO MIKE AMREN PLAYS TOO MUCH JACK JOHNSON LOLLL BANANA PANCAKES CORY LOVES IT MIKE AMREN IS SO CUTE THEN HE TELLS CORY HOW TO PLAY DRUMS AND CORY GOES IM GONNA PLAY REALLY BAD ON PURPOSE AND RUINS THE SHOW LOL IT WAS STILL GOOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY CORY ITS COOL MIKE YOU'RE PROBABLY A BIG STAR IN THE CHRISTIAN MUSIC MARKET NOW WHICH IS LIKE THE HACK MARKET IF YOU CANT BE A ROCK STAR BE A CHRISTIAN ROCK STAR BLUNT, BUT ABSOLUTE FACTS LOL TIM TIMMONS BITCH IS HE STILL ALIVE I NEVER MET HIM JUST SAW HIM AND MY FRIENDS RIPPED ON ME SO HARD FOR HAVING THE C-D YOU KNOW CAUSE I HAD TO HIDE MY FAITH THAT I DONT HAVE LOL OR DO I YOU'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE I WILL TAKE THE FACTS OF THIS TO THE GRAVE CAUSE THATS WHAT FAITH IS YOU IDIOTS DURRR OK SO WHERE WAS I JAMIE OK SO WE ALMOST FUCK IM LIKE SHAME HER VAGINA SMELLED LIKE DEAD RACOON THE ORIGINAL PULL UP JESUS CHRIST BRO ITS TRUE SORRY WASH YOUR VAG BITCH NO DOUCHE, JUST WATER WHATEVER AND IM LIKE IM TRYIN TO DO THIS CHRISTIAN THING FOR REAL SO WE GOTTA BREAK UP BEFORE YOUR SMELLY VAGINA GETS ALL OVER MY DICK TRUTH, BLUNT, BUT TRUTH AND SHE GOES WANNA GO SEE COLDPLAY AND HE GOES NO I DONT WNANA GET BACK TOGETHER AND SHE GOES DARN AND HE GOES TO DADS HOUSE AND CASSIE EATS HOT DOGS IN THE DESERT AND THEY ALMOST GET ARRESTED FOR ARSON BUT THE PARK RANGER WAS COOL AND CORY IS LIKE HES GONNA KILL US WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING AND BRADY TOOK THE HIT FOR THE WEED CAUSE HE WAS UNDER AGE SO THEY WIND TESTED IT BY DROPPING IT JARED MARKED IT ON THE G P S THEY WENT BACK AND GOT IT AND WE HAD LITERALLY LIT AND ENTIRE VALLEY ON FIRE LIKE WE DID MANY TIMES CAUSE PYROMANIA IS REAL AND JARED ALMOST BURNED DOWN IRVINE PARK WHO CARES HE DIDN'T DO IT BUT IT HAPPENED SO FUCK OFF TRUTH BITCH CORY WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU OK COOL GOOD LUCK BYE j-d doesn't even exist on facebook what the actual fug i asked armand we'll find out later these people seem to be doing ok
