[Intro] “It’s alive! It’s alive!” Coils sing, room lights dive. Raise the platform, pull the lever, Tonight we test conductive pleasure. [Verse 1] Bride with the streaks and a wicked wink, Says, “Doctor, be my power link.” I wheel in a rig full of volts and amps, She says, “Fronkensteen, kill the lamps.” “Abby Normal?” I nod, “Don’t judge the brain,” She giggles, “Give me current again!” [Pre-Chorus] Flip that switch, set the meter to thrive, Count it down—one, two—she goes, “He’s alive!” [Chorus] Oh, we buzz, we hum, we arc on cue, Every little zap says, “Me and you.” No candles needed, we got spark for two— “It’s alive!”—our bedroom breakthrough. [Verse 2] Jacob’s ladder talks, crackle by crackle, Capacitors thrum; we unshackle. She says, “Raise the platform, higher, higher!” More oscillation—no need for a choir. [Pre-Chorus 2] Twist that rheostat, darling, arrive— She says, “Count again—He’s alive!” [Bridge] “Alone bad, friend good,” that’s her plan, Then she winks, “We belong in bed”—oh man. “Pull the switch!” she yells, “Not that switch!” Lab notes: romance—electrically rich. [Final Chorus] We buzz, we hum, we arc on cue, Every little zap says, “Me and you.” No candle wax, just an Edison view— “It’s alive!” again, we renew. [Outro] She smooths her hair with a static kiss, “Doctor, one more surge—don’t miss.” I sign the chart: “Results: tremendous!” Bride blows a fuse, then laughs, “Friend us!”
