[Verse] It's my spring break and it's -40 below And the penguins keep waltzing into my bungalow I miss civilization I'm an inch from the South Pole I rented a car but the snowplows done got it towed [Chorus] All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself [Verse 2] This is where I die and I'll be in this dump forever and ever I hear garbage trucks in heaven All the noises and the ice and my tummy's full of beer And two more months of this and I won't remember my own name [Chorus] All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself [Bridge] All senses and purpose die when you're stuck up in a hellhole What's one more snowflake when you've got a foot in the grave? Come on back hell's us frozen over Grab my hand and join the elaborate conga of the damned [Verse 3] All the noises and the ice and my tummy's full of beer And two more months of this and I won't remember my own name [Chorus] All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself All my friends missed their flights and I was stuck by myself
