(Hello there adventerur! What a nice da.... Thats some fi.... Thats som... Thats some fine goods you have there! Thank you!) Another day, another player selling shit to me. Everything they find, i buy! (And i dont even know why i have this much money!) I just stand and smile and always agree. As i pay for things that should have been free! 200 bones, a bunch of stones, goblins swords in the thousends, and he even sold me my own cheece that he stole! (That bastard!) My shop is getting overstocked. I don't even have room for myself! They sell and i keep buying all their stuff! As the local trader for everything. Not sure how i stay open. As i dont sell and just, Buy buy buy! (Buy buy buy) (Buy buy buy) Half my roof is gone and everything is on fire. I cannot move from my spot as i hear the townsfolk scream in pain and terror! But as my smile is about to die, i see a shape from the smoke. A warrior has arrived and i was getting my hopes up! Untill he sold me my mothers locket! And started to emptying his pockets!! (OH DEAR GOD WHYYYY!) My shop is getting overcooked! I no longer have a room for myself! He dont stop selling and i keep buying all his stuff! As the local trader for everything. Not sure how i stay open. As i dont sell and just, Buy buy buy! (Buy buy buy) (Buy buy buy) (Please! My village is burning down!) (Buy buy buy)
